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- Sega Smartphone Controller
  
  Sega Saturn Smartphone Controller – This ergonomic, retro controller hooks up with your smartphone via Bluetooth so you can play all of your favourite classic games Read More »
- Duet Speakers
  
  The Duet – We defy you to find a more attractive pair of portable speakers than The Duet. This pill-shaped powerhouse has all the usual mod Read More »
- Fridgeezoo Fridge Pets (Yeti)
  
  There probably are more surreal experiences in this world than opening the fridge and being admonished in Japanese by a milk carton-shaped animal. But right now Read More »
- Bottomless Bubbles
  
  Bottomless Bubbles – Shove it down yer ‘ole – the wine bottle’s hole, that is – and chug away to your thirsty heart’s content. It’s THAT Read More »
- Enamel Pins (Black Like My Soul)
  
  Enamel Pins – These pins are EXCLUSIVE to Firebox and we’re dead proud of them. So much care and love and thought went into them, from Read More »
- Grip Strip (3 x Black)
  
  Grip Strip – Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single Read More »
- Smartphone Projector 2.0 (Black & Gold)
  
  With the Smartphone Projector 2.0 at your disposal; everyday videos of Cassetteboy mashups and cats getting brain-freeze are now majestically transformed into glorious cinematic events, for Read More »
- Vino2Go Portable Wine Glass (Business Black)
  
  Vino2Go Portable Wine Glass – The Vino2Go is a double-wall, insulated travel cup perfect gift for pool parties, picnics and anyone interested in imbibing on the Read More »
- Sleepy Head – Personalised Pillow Case
  
  Sleepy Head – Our personalisation pixies have been working overtime to bring you Sleepy Head – the pillowcase with ANYONE’S FACE you want on it! Note, Read More »
- Cable Bites (Emperor Penguin)
  
  Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for Read More »
- Dino Mugs (T-Rex (Orange))
  
  Feel like the laziest archaeologist ever… just casually sipping your tea while dinosaurs slowly reveal themselves. Read More »
- Unicorn Powerbank
  
  Unicorn Powerbank – Packing an impressive 2000mAh of mythical phone charging juice, this lightweight unicorn shaped charger provides one full charge (0-100%) for most smartphones. And Read More »
- Easy Breezy Desk Fans (Blue/Pink)
  
  Easy Breezy USB Desk Fan – Air conditioning is overrated, having to argue with your colleagues about what temperature it should be just ain’t worth the Read More »
- Power Poof (Purple)
  
  Power Poof – This fluffy accessory cleverly conceals a USB power back beneath its luxuriously soft faux fur. Bringing a much-needed boost in both the power Read More »
- Magni-Viewer
  
  Magni-Viewer – Just slip your phone inside the Magni-Viewer and it magnifies your screen so you can watch movies at twice the size. No more holding Read More »

POPULAR PRODUCTS
- Dark Stock Photos
  
  Dark Stock Photos – Based on the stunningly disturbing hit Twitter feed, Dark Stock Photos is a hardback compendium of the internet’s creepiest, weirdest, and most Read More »
- Giant STDs (Herpes)
  
  All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will Read More »
- Harry Potter Mini Bell Jar Lights (Hedwig)
  
  Harry Potter Mini Bell Jar Lights – These 5 inch jars emit a downright magical glow when you turn them on, casting the perfect light for Read More »
- Sushi Cats Blind Box Keyrings
  
  Sushi Cats Blind Box Keyrings – These friendly felines have taken the place of fish and been wrapped in resin rice and seaweed for your amusement. Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »

OUR FAVOURITES
- Period Panties (Rainbo: First Blood M)
  
  Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the Read More »
- Period Panties (Mudblood M)
  
  Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the Read More »
- Batteries (4x AA)
  
  To make sure you’re able to play with your Firebox purchases straight out of the box we’re now selling batteries in all the major sizes required. Read More »
- Head Case (S – (Cases 45-56cm tall))
  
  Head Case – Prevent Baggage Reclaim drama and make sure your bag stands out from the crowd by slipping it snuggly inside a Head Case. After Read More »
- Juice To Booze
  
  Some bearded fella once turned water into wine. Pretty neat trick that. Our Juice To Booze kit lets you make like a modern day messiah and Read More »

OUTSTANDING VALUE
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Blue Raspberry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Blue Raspberry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Cherry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »