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Jizz The Game
The game of taking a fat load of spunk to the face. Basically jizz roulette. Pump away to see if you’ll be the unfortunate cum collector. Read More » -
Calm The F*ck Down Tea Set
Looming deadlines, claustrophobic commutes, scarily inept world leaders – life is stressful and sometimes you just need a little help to calm down. This tea was Read More » -
Retro Briefcase Turntable (Blue)
Retro Briefcase Turntable – Let’s be real for a minute, you’re not one of those vinyl nerds are you? Good, they’re weird – but they do Read More » -
Bulletproof Whisky Glass
Bulletproof Whisky Glass – this sexy piece of glassware actually saved someone’s life… is what you’ll tell the masses as you sip casually from this beautiful Read More » -
Period Panties (Hellmuff M)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the Read More » -
FORMcard (Mixed)
On first glance the FORMcard looks like some sort of luxuriant, minimalist business card, but dip it in a cup of hot water and the handy Read More » -
Unicorn Selfie Light
Unicorn Selfie Light – Say no to dodgy lighting ruining your precious memories and photo ops with this unicorn selfie light. It clips onto any phone Read More » -
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniature
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniature – Same subtly-sweet taste, same iridescent shimmer – new (and stupidly cute) pocket-sized bottle. If you’ve always been intrigued by Unicorn Read More » -
Star Wars Meta Mugs (Darth Vader)
Star Wars Meta Mugs – Read More » -
Dino Night Lights (Toby T-Rex)
Dinosaur Night Lights – Fill your home with the ambient glow of these tiny chubby little dinosaurs. Adorable versions of your favourite jurassic creatures, these little Read More » -
Stormtrooper Glass
Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper Glass? Nope, it’s just right. Particularly if you’re sipping whisky out of it. Moulded on the original helmet Read More » -
Slush Puppie Machine
Slush Puppie Machine – The brightly coloured tongues, the powerful brain freeze, the intoxicating sugar high. Slush Puppies were the sh*t, and now you can make Read More » -
Nice Balls
Nice Balls – Until now, testicles and suction cups weren’t the ingredients of an appropriate gift, but the times they are a changin’. These naughty but Read More » -
Sashay Away Doormat
Sashay Away Doormat – Don’t bother starting your engines, gentlemen. You’ll just have to shut them off again when you encounter the sassy majesty of our Read More » -
Space Food (Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich)
If you’re a budding astronaut (course they’re into Firebox) you’ll need to start eating space food. Developed for the Apollo missions, these deliciously healthy treats have Read More »
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