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Abusive Balloons

Abusive Balloons – Balloons. What’s the f*cking point? On the one hand they’re synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around the dance floor, flanking an extravagant table of hors d’oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there’s a “party over here!” On the other…The perfect alternative idea for parties.

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