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BEST SELLERS
- Lloyd The Llama Planter
  
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- Space Food (Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich)
  
  If you’re a budding astronaut (course they’re into Firebox) you’ll need to start eating space food. Developed for the Apollo missions, these deliciously healthy treats have Read More »
- Llama Teapot
  
  Llama Teapot – Made of hard-wearing glazed ceramic, this painted pot is the most pleasant Peruvian addition to your tea party. Read More »
- Forktula
  
  Forktula – We’ve all been there. A plate full of delicious sauce that nimbly evades your hopeful forking. What could be more frustrating? Other than having Read More »
- Free The Tipple
  
  Free The Tipple – It’s about time we raised a glass to this set of brilliant babes. Throughout the 20th and 21st centuries, they’ve blazed trails, Read More »
- Swear Socks For Men (Take No Sh*t)
  
  Swear Socks for Men help you avoid the scathing judgement of your expletive-sensitive peers as you discreetly volley a barrage of abusive directly from your ludicrously Read More »
- Power Pets (Cat)
  
  Each of these pocket-sized Power Pets contains a 2600mAh battery that’ll fully charge your mobile with juice to spare. Just plug your own charging cable into Read More »
- Super Mario Mushroom Light
  
  Give your ambient lighting game a much-needed power up with the Super Mario Mushroom Light. Rather than endowing you with extreme speed, strength or agility – Read More »
- Bottomless Bubbles
  
  Bottomless Bubbles – Shove it down yer ‘ole – the wine bottle’s hole, that is – and chug away to your thirsty heart’s content. It’s THAT Read More »
- Abusive Confetti Balloons
  
  Abusive Confetti Balloons – We’ve taken our bestselling Abusive ‘HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER’ Balloons and packed them full of glittery gold confetti that moves around like a Read More »
- Fresh Face (Set of 3 Island Breeze)
  
  Fresh Face – Print your face (or someone else’s) on this nose tingling personalised car air-freshener. This air-freshening hero is the perfect personalised gift for people Read More »
- You Make Me Horny Gift Wrap
  
  You Make Me Horny Gift Wrap – Telling someone you fancy the pants off them in person is always a little awkward. Just let this gift Read More »
- F*cking Strong Coffee
  
  F*cking Strong Coffee – Product packaging doesn’t get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee is exactly as it sounds. So stop poisoning your body Read More »
- Aim High Notebook Trio
  
  Aim High Notebook Trio – Weed out your lame stationery and replace it with this luxurious trio of Mary Jane-themed notebooks. Featuring three different designs in Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »

POPULAR PRODUCTS
- How To Live With A Huge Penis
  
  A quick Google search and you’ll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely Read More »
- Giant Gin Glass
  
  Giant Gin Glass – Save yourself the endless trips to the bar or kitchen with this Giant Gin Glass. Intimidatingly large, this fine glass utensil holds Read More »
- Make your own Bacon
  
  This one is sure to bring a little joy to all you bacon extremists out there. Seeing as Firebox is something of a bacon luminary (the Read More »
- Bulletproof Whisky Glass
  
  Bulletproof Whisky Glass – this sexy piece of glassware actually saved someone’s life… is what you’ll tell the masses as you sip casually from this beautiful Read More »
- Purritos (Mochi)
  
  Purritos – The original burrito animal, cats belong in wraps and have snuggled inside them for millenia. If you go inside one of the great pyramids Read More »

OUR FAVOURITES
- Polaroid Peg String Lights
  
  Stick two fingers up to camera phone photography and proudly display your analog snaps with these Polaroid Peg String Lights. Read More »
- Virtual Pet
  
  Virtual Pet – Remember the hours you spent painstakingly raising your Tamagotchi? Prepare your thumbs to do it all over again with Virtual Pet. Read More »
- Giant Gin Glass
  
  Giant Gin Glass – Save yourself the endless trips to the bar or kitchen with this Giant Gin Glass. Intimidatingly large, this fine glass utensil holds Read More »
- Drag Queen Bingo
  
  Drag Queen Bingo – If you’re yet to experience a night of Drag Queen Bingo, this is your chance to enjoy this sassy and competitive game Read More »
- On the Rocks: Whisky Blocks
  
  Now, some argue that you shouldn’t chill a whisky at all. Others maintain that it’s essential. But where we can all agree is that no one Read More »

OUTSTANDING VALUE
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Blue Raspberry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Blue Raspberry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Cherry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »