BEST SELLERS

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  Giant STDs (Herpes)

  All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will Read More »
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  Ray Gun Nose Trimmer

  Ray Gun Nose Trimmer is the perfect gift for men with an unruly, bush of nasal hair. Get those flaring nostrils trimmed with this therapeutic present. Read More »
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  Not Terry’s Chocolate Orange Gin Liqueur

  Not Terry’s Chocolate Orange Gin Liqueur – A chocolate orange that won’€™t melt in your hands, is low in sugar and gets you drunk? Oh Willy Read More »
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  Nanoleaf Lighting Panels – Rhythm Edition

  The world has finally come round to the idea of smart lighting, but very few solutions have advanced beyond simple ‘colour-changing bulbs.’ Nanoleaf Lighting Panels are Read More »
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  Nature Blue Brut

  Poppin’ bottles of pale yellow booze is so 2017 – sippin’ blue fizz is the bizz. Put something a little different in your flute and pour Read More »
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  Rick Sanchez 3D Mug

  Rick Sanchez 3D Mug – Read More »
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  Rheoscopic Fluid Planets (Saturn)

  This sprinkling unicorn is of mythical proportions and, frankly, we wouldn’€™t want to go a summer without it. We’€™ve got one blown up in the office Read More »
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  Where’s the Dude?

  Where’s the Dude – The Dude has gone missing and it’€™s up to YOU to locate his shaggy, laid-back, burned out ass. Well, not his literal Read More »
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  Miss Vanjie Button

  Miss Vanjie Button – IF you press this button, it plays the iconic ‘€˜Miss Vaaaanjie’€™ sound clip from season 10 of Drag Race. So much fun Read More »
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  Light Up Neon Frame

  Light Up Neon Frame – Put that dry-erase board in the bin and hang this beauty up in its place. Write your deep and meaningful messages Read More »
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  The Iron Throne Egg Cup

  Eggon Targaryen, Eggard Stark – good eggs and bad eggs have all sat upon the Iron Throne, but now it’s your turn to rule over the Read More »
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  Hair Lights

  Hair Lights – Forget getting an expensive blow-dry, just clip these bad boys in for instant belle of the ball realness. 18 heatless LED lights that Read More »
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  Marvel x Stance Socks (Captain America – Large)

  Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’€™ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether Read More »
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  Make Your Own Halloumi Kit

  Make Your Own Halloumi Kit – Just take a moment to envisage a sizzling slab of freshly-grilled, homemade halloumi – salty, squeaky and f*cking delicious. Our Read More »
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  Smiski Blind Box Collectables (Series 1)

  Smiski Blind Box Collectables – This mysterious little lot (pronounced Schmee-skees, for the uninitiated) are bald, genderless, downtrodden collectible figures. That’€™s all we can really say Read More »