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Black Like My Men Mug

How do you take your coffee, and just what exactly does that say about you? If you’re not familiar with the reference, it’s from classic 80’s knee-slapper ‘Airplane!’ Where a smartly-dressed little lad offers a charming young girl a fresh cup of coffee, and upon asking her if she’d like cream she nonchalantly replies “No thank you. I take it black, like my men.”

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