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Calm The F*ck Down Tea Set

Looming deadlines, claustrophobic commutes, scarily inept world leaders – life is stressful and sometimes you just need a little help to calm down. This tea was specifically designed for such times. Presented in a classy gift box, the Calm The F*ck Down Tea Set includes a super cute 10g mini tin of loose leaf tea and a white earthenware mug printed with a slogan to remind you to calm. the. fuck. down.

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