Category Archives: Gifts
Pixie Tears Gin
Pixie Tears Gin – Ever seen a pixie cry? Probably not. But if you did, you would find yourself inexplicably driven to slurp them up. Or add them to a measure of your favourite tonic. Or just enjoy straight on the rocks…
Playstation Controller Mug
Playstation Controller Mug – Fill ‘er up with your hot drink of choice, put those feet up, and get ready for a retro button-mashing extravaganza. You won’t lose your cool mid-sip because the handle is an accurate mini replica of a real Playstation controller, so it feels like you’ve not even stopped playing. No ‘SNAKE
Dragon Tears Whisky
Dragon Tears Whisky – This spirit drink is truly other-wordly. We’ve teamed rich cinnamon and smoky whisky with golden shimmer, sparking a mesmerising blaze of swirling golden flames when you shake the bottle.
Dinosaur Planters (Plantosaurus Rex)
If you’re on this page it’s for one of four reasons – you love dinosaurs, you love indoor plants, you love dinosaurs and indoor plants, you know someone else that loves a combination of the above…
Dinosaur Planters (Tricerapot)
If you’re on this page it’s for one of four reasons – you love dinosaurs, you love indoor plants, you love dinosaurs and indoor plants, you know someone else that loves a combination of the above…
Storm Cloud Weather Predictor
Storm Cloud Weather Predictor – This storm cloud was what Admiral Fitzroy used on his epic voyage with Charles Darwin aboard the HMS Beagle. In 1831. And we’ve been collectively sleeping on this advanced alien sorcery. Unbelievable.
Weird Things Humans Search For
Weird Things Humans Search For – We’ve all done some weird searches. But are your weird searches as weird as everyone else’s weird searches, or are they actually really weird? Or perhaps even not weird at all but actually quite normal? Shit, we don’t know! Better play this game.
What Do You Meme
What Do You Meme – What Do You Meme is the game of pairing up reaction images with relatable yet obscure captions. Seriously, this isn’t a game for basic b*tches.
Bread Slippers (White Bread)
Bread Slippers – Slip those knackered extremities into these soft baguettes. Or are they loaves? Either way, we can’t get enough of these buttery-soft slippers. Expertly cushioned, the podiatric bakers behind these certainly knew what they were doing.
Period Panties (Mudblood S)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.
Scrabble Tile Lights
Scrabble Tile Lights – Scrabble! An amazing game for wordsmiths and dyslexics alike. If only it could be used as home decor in some way’¦ Spoiler alert: it can, thanks to this product.
Period Panties (Mudblood M)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.
Elodie the Unicorn Light Up Umbrella
Elodie the Unicorn Light Up Umbrella – It’s a big fat cliche but we Brits are no strangers to rain, so you can rest assured we know how to make a damn good umbrella. Sprinkle a little bit of fairy dust into the brolly machine and you get this!
Period Panties (Mudblood L)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.
Basic Beach Large Tote Bag
Basic Beach Large Tote Bag – It’s less than ‘£15, seriously durable, big enough to fit all that cumbersome holiday paraphernalia, easy to clean, and looks so ruddy bloody good on your shoulder.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Oddsox (Turtles)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Oddsox – Sweep out the sewers of your sock drawer and prepare for some new residents: Teenage Mutant Ninja Footwear.
Cat Selfie
Cat Selfie – Clip this bit of genius onto the front of your phone and the mesmerising bell will draw your cat’s attention, allowing you to snap the perfect selfie – and obviously then acquire millions of followers because your cat is a star. You’re not bad either.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Oddsox (Splinter & Shredder)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Oddsox – Sweep out the sewers of your sock drawer and prepare for some new residents: Teenage Mutant Ninja Footwear.
Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Figures (Duo)
Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Lego Figures Brick Yourself, go on. The most unique personalised gift one could give this Xmas. Deep down you’ve always known that your father would look better if they were yellow, made of plastic and really really tiny. A great gift for him.
Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Figures (Threesome)
Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Lego Figures Brick Yourself, go on. The most unique personalised gift one could give this Xmas. Deep down you’ve always known that your father would look better if they were yellow, made of plastic and really really tiny. A great gift for him.
