Category Archives: Gifts
Sushi Socks (Shrimp)
In the future we’ll be able to wake up in the morning, perch on the end of our beds and watch in awe as pair after pair of warm socks glide past on a conveyor belt – freshly rolled and ready to wear. It’s not far off, but for now you can enjoy these sensational
Heated Huggable Unicorn
Hot water bottles are not exactly magical. The one lying around the house is usually over ten years old; stuffed in a tatty fur cover stinking of ageing rubber. Lovely. You need to add a little enchantment and wonder to those cold wintry nights, with the Heated Huggable Unicorn.
Flump Face (A4)
You know when someone has a really smiley face and all you want to do is squish and smush it? Well your sickly-sweet fantasies are about to come true with the latest breakthrough in soft and sugary photo-fectionary – Flump Face
I F*cking Love You Mug
Why is it so hard to tell people how you really feel? You’re close to exploding but the words just won’t come out; as though your body outright refuses to let you screw it all up. If only there was a simpler way of getting the message across…
Flump Face (A5)
You know when someone has a really smiley face and all you want to do is squish and smush it? Well your sickly-sweet fantasies are about to come true with the latest breakthrough in soft and sugary photo-fectionary – Flump Face
Mushions (Single)
Mushion – Personalised cushion. These aptly named ‘Mushions’ are wondrously weird. If there’s as effective a conversation starter in the whole entire world than having your chops printed on a gloriously comfortable cushion, we’re yet to hear about it. The ultimate personalised Christmas gift. Get them a unusual personalised present this Christmas.
Mushions (Threesome)
Mushion – Personalised cushion. These aptly named ‘Mushions’ are wondrously weird. If there’s as effective a conversation starter in the whole entire world than having your chops printed on a gloriously comfortable cushion, we’re yet to hear about it. The ultimate personalised Christmas gift. Get them a unusual personalised present this Christmas.
Slanguage (Chinese)
Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty.
Period Panties (Rainbo: First Blood S)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.
Period Panties (Rainbo: First Blood M)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.
Slush Cuppy (Red)
Slush Cuppy – We have finally forged the icy grail of slushie makers – Slush Cuppy. Harness it’s untold power to transform your favourite beverages into ice-cold treats in seconds. The perfect gift for him or her.
The Wallet Ninja 18-in-1 Multi-Tool
Trained in a myriad of ancient arts (such as bottle-opening), the Wallet Ninja 18-in-1 Multi-Tool is here to help you tackle life’s everyday battles.
Freak Masks (Set of Two)
Freak Masks – Upload an image and we’ll turn it into a freaky wearable mask. The ultimate gift for Halloween or a scary fancy dress party, and a great gift for him.
Freak Masks (Set of Five)
Freak Masks – Upload an image and we’ll turn it into a freaky wearable mask. The ultimate gift for Halloween or a scary fancy dress party, and a great gift for him.
Giant STDs (Chlamydia)
All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will give you that warm and fuzzy feeling (in a good way this time)
Giant STDs (Herpes)
All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will give you that warm and fuzzy feeling (in a good way this time)
Giant STDs (Syphilis)
All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will give you that warm and fuzzy feeling (in a good way this time)
F*cking Strong Coffee
F*cking Strong Coffee – Product packaging doesn’t get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee is exactly as it sounds. So stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don’t settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Kick-start your day with a potent dose
On the Rocks: Whisky Blocks
Now, some argue that you shouldn’t chill a whisky at all. Others maintain that it’s essential. But where we can all agree is that no one likes their fragrant tipple diluted by frozen tap water. So for those whisky drinkers who like it cold we’ve found a suitably sophisticated middle ground. A great gift for
Grip Strip (Black)
Grip Strip – Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight…A great alternative gift idea.
