Category Archives: Gifts
Slanguage (German)
Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty.
Period Panties (Rainbo: First Blood L)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.
Melting Toht Candle
Melting Toht Candle – If you’ve seen Raiders of the Lost Ark, there’s probably one scene that really sticks in the memory. No not that gigantic boulder tumbling after Indy, nor when he shoots that sword-twirling nutter in the market square, nor even when he has that uncomfortable staring contest with a cobra…The perfect gift
Abusive Balloons
Abusive Balloons – Balloons. What’s the f*cking point? On the one hand they’re synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around the dance floor, flanking an extravagant table of hors d’oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there’s a “party over here!” On the other…The perfect alternative idea for parties.
Toast Heated Pillow
Toast Heated Pillow – As soft and warm as he is cute and cuddly (beyond words) – we’d recommend buying two and turning yourself into a joyous human toastie. It’s the perfect winter gift for her.
The Artisan Cheese Maker’s Kit
The Artisan Cheese Maker’s Kit is a perfect Father’s Day gift, think about it. The core of a father’s character is their cheesy sense of humour. Such dedications to pongy jokes deserves a gift purely focused on literal cheese, hopefully he will get the hint.
Marshmallow Vodka
Marshmallow Vodka – Whether melted over the BBQ, perched atop a Rocky Road or just squished into your salivating jaws by the fistful – everyone enjoys a good marshmallow. And now a sweet-toothed mixologist has done the decent thing and created Marshmallow Vodka! Fantastic gift for women
Sushi Socks (Shrimp)
In the future we’ll be able to wake up in the morning, perch on the end of our beds and watch in awe as pair after pair of warm socks glide past on a conveyor belt – freshly rolled and ready to wear. It’s not far off, but for now you can enjoy these sensational
F*cking Strong Coffee
F*cking Strong Coffee – Product packaging doesn’t get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee is exactly as it sounds. So stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don’t settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Kick-start your day with a potent dose
On the Rocks: Whisky Blocks
Now, some argue that you shouldn’t chill a whisky at all. Others maintain that it’s essential. But where we can all agree is that no one likes their fragrant tipple diluted by frozen tap water. So for those whisky drinkers who like it cold we’ve found a suitably sophisticated middle ground. A great gift for
Grip Strip (Black)
Grip Strip – Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight…A great alternative gift idea.
Grip Strip (Blue)
Grip Strip – Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight…A great alternative gift idea.
Grip Strip (Red)
Grip Strip – Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight…A great alternative gift idea.
Cookin’ With Coolio
Power and the money, money and the power. Minute after minute, hour after hour. Everybody’s running, but half of them ain’t looking what’s going on in the kitchen, but I don’t know what’s cookin’…
A Practical Guide To Racism
This is not simply a guide to being a racist, that would be crazy. Rather it’s a book that highlights the ludicrous absurdity which is present in all racism. It takes a satirical look at these long-standing stereotypes and draws them out to their mad and illogical conclusions. This brutally sarcastic and deeply offensive body
Period Panties (Rainbo: First Blood S)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.
Period Panties (Rainbo: First Blood M)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.
Slush Cuppy (Red)
Slush Cuppy – We have finally forged the icy grail of slushie makers – Slush Cuppy. Harness it’s untold power to transform your favourite beverages into ice-cold treats in seconds. The perfect gift for him or her.
The Wallet Ninja 18-in-1 Multi-Tool
Trained in a myriad of ancient arts (such as bottle-opening), the Wallet Ninja 18-in-1 Multi-Tool is here to help you tackle life’s everyday battles.
Freak Masks (Set of Two)
Freak Masks – Upload an image and we’ll turn it into a freaky wearable mask. The ultimate gift for Halloween or a scary fancy dress party, and a great gift for him.
