Category Archives: Gifts
Giant STDs (Syphilis)
All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will give you that warm and fuzzy feeling (in a good way this time)
F*cking Strong Coffee
F*cking Strong Coffee – Product packaging doesn’t get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee is exactly as it sounds. So stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don’t settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Kick-start your day with a potent dose
On the Rocks: Whisky Blocks
Now, some argue that you shouldn’t chill a whisky at all. Others maintain that it’s essential. But where we can all agree is that no one likes their fragrant tipple diluted by frozen tap water. So for those whisky drinkers who like it cold we’ve found a suitably sophisticated middle ground. A great gift for
Grip Strip (Black)
Grip Strip – Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight…A great alternative gift idea.
Star Wars Origami
Fantastically detailed instructions and pre-printed paper make this the ideal project for fans of the show or folding paper. Packed full of detailed instructions and glorious Star Wars trivia. The ideal gift for real Star Wars fans.
I Miss Drugs Mug
The I Miss Drugs Mug makes a statement that is open to interpretation, and also holds your beverage excellently well.
Freak Masks (Single)
Freak Masks – Upload an image and we’ll turn it into a freaky wearable mask. The ultimate gift for Halloween or a scary fancy dress party, and a great gift for him.
UNT Mug
The Original UNT Mug – All we know about this mysteriously named mug is that is features a sturdy 325ml ceramic body with three unexplained letters and a large black c-shaped handle.
Black Like My Men Mug
How do you take your coffee, and just what exactly does that say about you? If you’re not familiar with the reference, it’s from classic 80’s knee-slapper ‘Airplane!’ Where a smartly-dressed little lad offers a charming young girl a fresh cup of coffee, and upon asking her if she’d like cream she nonchalantly replies “No
Slush Cuppy (Blue)
Slush Cuppy – We have finally forged the icy grail of slushie makers – Slush Cuppy. Harness it’s untold power to transform your favourite beverages into ice-cold treats in seconds. The perfect gift for him or her.
Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate
Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate – Bully your taste buds and challenge those curry connoisseurs with this offensively hot chilli chocolate. No regrets! The alternative gift for risk-takers and a great gift for him.
