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A Practical Guide To Racism
This is not simply a guide to being a racist, that would be crazy. Rather it’s a book that highlights the ludicrous absurdity which is present Read More » -
Animated Animal Hats (Bunny)
Animated Animal Hats – A gentle squeeze of their dangling paws and their ears playfully twitch, in keeping with their delightfully expressive little faces. Read More » -
Rainbow Heat Pack
Rainbow Heat Pack – This gorgeous little heat pack is the solution to all of your winter problems. Cold at home? Heat pack. Cold at the Read More » -
F*cking Strong Coffee & Mug Set
It’s a 50g bag of our finest Fucking Strong Coffee and a f*cking cool enamel mug, what more is there to say? Read More » -
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy – Everyone’s favourite marketing tool has been miniaturised (or shrunkled, in layman’s terms) down to fit on your desk. Now YOU Read More » -
Pooping Unicorn
Your suspicions were correct all along – Unicorns sh*t jelly beans. Just give its tail a gentle pump and this fine mythical steed will dispense an Read More » -
Dick Match
Dick Match – This phallic version of snap turns the timeless fun of playing with dicks into a classic memory matching game. With 24 pairs of Read More » -
Stuffed Blobfish
Stuffed Blobfish – Hold and caress the ugliest animal in the world. It needs a hug, just look at the misery plastered across that face. Sadly Read More » -
Power Poof (Black)
Power Poof – This fluffy accessory cleverly conceals a USB power back beneath its luxuriously soft faux fur. Bringing a much-needed boost in both the power Read More » -
Make Your Own Halloumi Kit
Make Your Own Halloumi Kit – Just take a moment to envisage a sizzling slab of freshly-grilled, homemade halloumi – salty, squeaky and f*cking delicious. Our Read More » -
Underwater Disco Lightshow
Underwater Disco Lightshow – Whatever kind of music floats your loofah, you’re going to love this mesmerising floating gizmo as it projects a barrage of psychedelic Read More » -
Sashay Away Doormat
Sashay Away Doormat – Don’t bother starting your engines, gentlemen. You’ll just have to shut them off again when you encounter the sassy majesty of our Read More » -
Giant STDs (Herpes)
All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will Read More » -
My Neighbour Slippers
My Neighbour Slippers – Stop traipsing around in bare feet gathering up soot creatures; slip your tired toes inside these soft My Neighbour Slippers. Not sporting Read More » -
Grip Strip (Blue)
Grip Strip – Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single Read More »
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