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Pasion Blue Chardonnay
Stick two fingers up to the snobbish alcohol establishment and knock back a chilled glass of Pasion Blue. Read More » -
Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate
Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate – Bully your taste buds and challenge those curry connoisseurs with this offensively hot chilli chocolate. No regrets! The alternative gift for Read More » -
Period Panties (Hellmuff M)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the Read More » -
Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur Miniature
Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur Miniature – They keep crying, we keep bottling it. But why did this particular batch of Unicorn Tears turn out black? Read More » -
My Neighbour Planter
My Neighbour Planter – Read More » -
Chrome Lava Lamp
Chrome Lava Lamp – This chrome majesty is the adult’s lava lamp. Note the classy silver casing, black lava and golden glow. It’s modern, it’s minimalist, Read More » -
Llama Slippers (UK Size 8-9)
Llama Slippers – You’ll be relieved and overjoyed to come home from the bitter cold and slip your weary, world-wandering feet into these perfect Peruvians. And Read More » -
Magical Unicorn Onesie
Magical Unicorn Onesie – Avoid the daily chore of deciding what to wear. Slip your body into the warm, fluffy hide of this wondrous creature. Features Read More » -
Dino Mugs (Diplodocus (Green))
Feel like the laziest archaeologist ever… just casually sipping your tea while dinosaurs slowly reveal themselves. Read More » -
F*cking Strong Coffee & Mug Set
It’s a 50g bag of our finest Fucking Strong Coffee and a f*cking cool enamel mug, what more is there to say? Read More » -
Brew Candles (Vanilla Porter)
Brew Candles – These fabulous candles have some very unique artisan scents – namely Kentucky Bourbon, Vintage Merlot, and Breakfast Stout. Each one is a ticket Read More » -
Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle
Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle – After a series of harrowing experiments in a shady forest laboratory… we finally managed to make this ornament bleed from the Read More » -
Giant STDs (Syphilis)
All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will Read More » -
Batteries (4x AA)
To make sure you’re able to play with your Firebox purchases straight out of the box we’re now selling batteries in all the major sizes required. Read More » -
Jimini’s Edible Grasshoppers (Greek Spices)
There was once a time when the likes of caviar, oysters and quinoa were sneered at by high society and left for the peasants to consume. Read More »
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