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Edible Anus

Edible Anus – Valentine’s Day is a particularly sensitive time of year; get them the wrong present and you may never live it down, but get it right and you could be hailed as a romantic hero for decades to come – this is where the Chocolate Edible Anus works its dark magic…The perfect alternative and quirky gift and a great gift for him.

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