BEST SELLERS

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  Rick and Morty Icon Lights (Rick)

  Rick and Morty Icon Lights – These Rick And Morty Icon Lights (from the good folks at Ants in My Eyes Johnson Electronics) are adorable, miniature, Read More »
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  Fragranced As F*ck Candles (Juicy As F*ck)

  Fragranced As F*ck Candles – Honey. Sweetie. Darling. We DID NOT come to play with these paraffin pretenders. These candles are aggressively luxe. The frosted, heavyweight Read More »
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  Cable Bites (Blue Shark)

  Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for Read More »
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  Dancing Groot Chia Pet

  Dancing Groot Chia Pet – Born when our big Groot Chia Pet heroically sacrificed himself, this BABY Groot Chia Pet is the most adorable twig made Read More »
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  Egglings (Wild Strawberry)

  How d’ya like your eggs in the morning? I like mine with fresh herbs sprouting out of them. Read More »
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  Sphynx 3-in-1 Portable Razor (Berry)

  Sphynx Portable Razor – Never be stuck with a random, undeserved patch of fuzz again. From a few stray ankle or knee hairs to your entire Read More »
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  Nice Balls

  Nice Balls – Until now, testicles and suction cups weren’€™t the ingredients of an appropriate gift, but the times they are a changin’€™. These naughty but Read More »
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  Swear Socks For Men (This Meeting Is Bullsh*t)

  Swear Socks for Men help you avoid the scathing judgement of your expletive-sensitive peers as you discreetly volley a barrage of abusive directly from your ludicrously Read More »
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  Super Mario Chess

  Super Mario Chess – This is a full chess set that has had nerdy Nintendo love poured into every detail, from the intricate custom vinyl pieces Read More »
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  Brew Candles (Hard Cider)

  Brew Candles – These fabulous candles have some very unique artisan scents – namely Kentucky Bourbon, Vintage Merlot, and Breakfast Stout. Each one is a ticket Read More »
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  Peropon Drinking Animal Planter (Cat)

  Peropon Drinking Animal Planter – Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow your own miniature plants, comes in four Read More »
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  Giant STDs (Syphilis)

  All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will Read More »
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  Sushi Socks (Shrimp)

  In the future we’ll be able to wake up in the morning, perch on the end of our beds and watch in awe as pair after Read More »
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  Smiski Blind Box Collectables (Series 2)

  Smiski Blind Box Collectables – This mysterious little lot (pronounced Schmee-skees, for the uninitiated) are bald, genderless, downtrodden collectible figures. That’€™s all we can really say Read More »
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  Toast Electric Handwarmer

  Toast Electric Handwarmer – Get bready to defrost your digits – this baby reaches up to 55’°C in record timing. You can also swap between low Read More »