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Calm the F*ck Down Tea
Calm the Fuck Down Tea – A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and Read More » -
Spreadable Coffee
Spreadable Coffee – Tastiest way to get your caffeine fix. Award-winning espresso coffee spread. Add some buzz to your bagel with our java jam. The perfect Read More » -
Slanguage (Italian)
Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty. Read More » -
I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap
Timid advances. Cryptic flirtations. Why can’t we just cut to the chase and tell people how we really feel? Our ‘I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap’ Read More » -
Slush Puppie Machine (Blue Raspberry Syrup)
Slush Puppie Machine – The brightly coloured tongues, the powerful brain freeze, the intoxicating sugar high. Slush Puppies were the sh*t, and now you can make Read More » -
Scorpion Vodka (70ml bottle)
Scorpion Vodka – Ice and tonic? Pah! This smooth vodka doesn’t need accessorising as it contains a specially bred Chinese scorpion. Completely edible, the pickled critter Read More » -
Alcoholic Cocktail Gummies (The Party Selection)
Alcoholic Cocktail Gummies – Mixed just like your favourite cocktails, these gorgeous gummies are made with high quality spirits, bitters, all natural ingredients, and a unique Read More » -
Abusive Confetti Balloons
Abusive Confetti Balloons – We’ve taken our bestselling Abusive ‘HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER’ Balloons and packed them full of glittery gold confetti that moves around like a Read More » -
Pokemon Pokeball 3D Mug
Pokemon Pokeball 3D Mug – Brew up your favourite hot drink (or lemonade, to restore 80 HP) and stick it in this lovely nostalgic mug. It’ll Read More » -
Not Terry’s Chocolate Orange Gin Liqueur
Not Terry’s Chocolate Orange Gin Liqueur – A chocolate orange that won’t melt in your hands, is low in sugar and gets you drunk? Oh Willy Read More » -
Freak Masks (Set of Five)
Freak Masks – Upload an image and we’ll turn it into a freaky wearable mask. The ultimate gift for Halloween or a scary fancy dress party, Read More » -
Rheoscopic Fluid Planets (Saturn)
This sprinkling unicorn is of mythical proportions and, frankly, we wouldn’t want to go a summer without it. We’ve got one blown up in the office Read More » -
Make Your Own Chilli Sauce
Fancy impressing the living frick out of your friends and self? Why not rustle up your own homemade chilli sauce. We’re rather joyful about introducing to Read More » -
Giant STDs (Chlamydia)
All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will Read More » -
Buzz Lightyear Egg Cup & Toast Cutter
Buzz Lightyear Egg Cup & Toast Cutter – When there seems to be no sign of intelligent life a fun breakfast anywhere, turn your boring egg Read More »
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