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Smiski Blind Box Collectables (Series 1)

Smiski Blind Box Collectables – This mysterious little lot (pronounced Schmee-skees, for the uninitiated) are bald, genderless, downtrodden collectible figures. That’s all we can really say about them as they’re from Japan and they/their boxes don’t speak English.

BEST SELLERS
- Polaroid OneStep 2 i-Type Camera (Graphite)
  
  Polaroid OneStep 2 i-Type Camera – The child of the original OneStep introduced in 1977, which was invented to be a simple, easy-to-use instant camera that Read More »
- Grow A Dick
  
  Grow A Dick – This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on Read More »
- Fresh Face (Set of 3 New Car)
  
  Fresh Face – Print your face (or someone else’s) on this nose tingling personalised car air-freshener. This air-freshening hero is the perfect personalised gift for people Read More »
- Cheeky Oven Mitt (I’ve Got A Knife)
  
  The next time you haul a lasagne out of the oven, do it with a smile on your face. Get your cheeky mitts inside these Cheeky Read More »
- Monster Mushions
  
  Monster Mushions – A giant personalised cushion. Get your face (or someone else’s) printed on a giant cuddly cushion. A more original personalised gift idea. Read More »
- Blade Runner Whiskey Glasses
  
  Blade Runner Whiskey Glasses – “Is this to be an empathy test? Capillary dilation of the so-called blush response? Fluctuation of the pupil. Involuntary dilation of Read More »
- Frozoon Floating Animal Planters (Penguin)
  
  Each of these Frozoon Floating Animal Planters comes with a packet of seeds, growing media, petri dish, and foam iceberg – everything you need to grow Read More »
- Cable Bites (Dog)
  
  Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for Read More »
- Black Like My Soul Travel Mug
  
  Black Like My Soul Travel Mug – “Rise and Grind” “Morning sunshine!” “Every day is an adventure!” Piss off! Cutesy bullshit like that is the last Read More »
- Egglings (Lavender)
  
  How d’ya like your eggs in the morning? I like mine with fresh herbs sprouting out of them. Read More »
- Pierre The Penis Pillow
  
  Pierre The Penis Pillow – Snuggle up with Pierre and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft – or keep him on your desk to Read More »
- Stormtrooper Glass
  
  Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper Glass? Nope, it’s just right. Particularly if you’re sipping whisky out of it. Moulded on the original helmet Read More »
- Cookin’ With Coolio
  
  Power and the money, money and the power. Minute after minute, hour after hour. Everybody’s running, but half of them ain’t looking what’s going on in Read More »
- Pokemon Pokeball 3D Mug
  
  Pokemon Pokeball 3D Mug – Brew up your favourite hot drink (or lemonade, to restore 80 HP) and stick it in this lovely nostalgic mug. It’ll Read More »
- Pop It Pal
  
  Pop It Pal – The Pop It Pal is a big slab of (ironically) skin-safe silicone filled with all natural ‘pus’ to simulate the gratifying thrill Read More »

POPULAR PRODUCTS
- Marshmallow Vodka
  
  Marshmallow Vodka – Whether melted over the BBQ, perched atop a Rocky Road or just squished into your salivating jaws by the fistful – everyone enjoys Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Blue Raspberry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Dick Match
  
  Dick Match – This phallic version of snap turns the timeless fun of playing with dicks into a classic memory matching game. With 24 pairs of Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Pink Bubblegum)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Jimini’s Edible Crickets (Smoked Onion BBQ)
  
  Jimini’s Edible Crickets – Many modern day delicacies began life as nothing more than cheap ‘peasant’ food – caviar, oysters, quinoa, lobster, we could go on. Read More »

OUR FAVOURITES
- Mushions (Single)
  
  Mushion – Personalised cushion. These aptly named ‘Mushions’ are wondrously weird. If there’s as effective a conversation starter in the whole entire world than having your Read More »
- Exploding Kittens (Standard Deck)
  
  What exactly is it? It’s a highly-strategic, kitty-powered version of Russian Roulette. Read More »
- 100 Whiskies Scratch Poster
  
  100 Whiskies Scratch Poster – From Danish Isfjord to Australia’s Hellyers Road and, of course, plenty of Scottish offerings, this stunning A3 poster offers a perfect Read More »
- Bike Balls
  
  Bike Balls – In a world filled with disgruntled drivers who hate sharing the road, you need some pretty serious balls to ride a bicycle these Read More »
- Slush Cuppy (Blue)
  
  Slush Cuppy – We have finally forged the icy grail of slushie makers – Slush Cuppy. Harness it’s untold power to transform your favourite beverages into Read More »

OUTSTANDING VALUE
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Blue Raspberry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Blue Raspberry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Cherry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »