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Spreadable Pornstar Martini

Spreadable Pornstar – Pop the lid off and help yourself to a guilty fingerful of tropical decadence. Each sinful spoonful contains real ripe passion fruit puree, balanced out with juicy oranges and tart citrus, and straddled by a vicious twist of vodka.

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