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BEST SELLERS
- Duet Speakers
  
  The Duet – We defy you to find a more attractive pair of portable speakers than The Duet. This pill-shaped powerhouse has all the usual mod Read More »
- My Neighbour Mug
  
  Let’s be honest, from the moment you laid eyes on Totoro you wished you could curl up and slumber on his big welcoming belly. Well now Read More »
- Grip Strip (Blue)
  
  Grip Strip – Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single Read More »
- Period Panties (Staining Things L)
  
  Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the Read More »
- Cat Face Towels (Black & White)
  
  Cat Face Towels – Cleanse your mucky paws with the softest of face towels, thoughtfully crafted to resemble a rather large cat’s face. Our preferred method Read More »
- Dino Mugs (Diplodocus (Green))
  
  Feel like the laziest archaeologist ever… just casually sipping your tea while dinosaurs slowly reveal themselves. Read More »
- Cheeky Oven Mitt (This Is F*cking Delicious)
  
  The next time you haul a lasagne out of the oven, do it with a smile on your face. Get your cheeky mitts inside these Cheeky Read More »
- Mother’s Day Mystery Box
  
  Flowers, chocolate, flowers, chocolate, just a card, flowers, just a text(!), chocolate…This can’t go on. You’re her favourite, always have been. Your mum deserves so much Read More »
- Dark Stock Photos
  
  Dark Stock Photos – Based on the stunningly disturbing hit Twitter feed, Dark Stock Photos is a hardback compendium of the internet’s creepiest, weirdest, and most Read More »
- Sleepy Animal Key Hooks (Cat)
  
  Sleepy Animal Key Hooks – It’s 7:30 in the morning, you’re extremely sleep-deprived and you can’t. Find. Your. Damned. Keys. Again. Just hang up your janglies Read More »
- Coffee to Grow
  
  Coffee to Grow – You never touch the freeze-dried muck, you loath the faceless high-street chains, but you love gourmet coffee it’s time to grow it Read More »
- Milo the Corgi Heated Slippers
  
  Corgi Heated Slippers – No more cold feet ever again. Come home every day to a pair of pre-heated happy corgis, ready to revive your tired, Read More »
- Calm the F*ck Down Tea
  
  Calm the Fuck Down Tea – A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and Read More »
- Sashay Away Doormat
  
  Sashay Away Doormat – Don’t bother starting your engines, gentlemen. You’ll just have to shut them off again when you encounter the sassy majesty of our Read More »
- Grip Strip (3 x Red)
  
  Grip Strip – Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single Read More »

POPULAR PRODUCTS
- Illumibowl
  
  Illumibowl Toilet Night Light – it’s rare indeed to have a father who isn’t obsessed with toilet humour. This is the perfect gift for men who Read More »
- Harry Potter Mini Bell Jar Lights (Dumbledore)
  
  Harry Potter Mini Bell Jar Lights – These 5 inch jars emit a downright magical glow when you turn them on, casting the perfect light for Read More »
- Toast Electric Handwarmer
  
  Toast Electric Handwarmer – Get bready to defrost your digits – this baby reaches up to 55’°C in record timing. You can also swap between low Read More »
- You Repulse Me The Least Chocolate
  
  You Repulse Me The Least Chocolate – Celebrate their above-averageness with this pink bar of pure delight. Each square is infused with tart raspberry and delicate Read More »
- Evil Hot Gummi Bears
  
  Pop a handful of these devilishly spicy, habanero-infused gummi treats into your mush (or casually hand them round at your next party) for a tiny treat Read More »

OUR FAVOURITES
- Abusive Confetti Balloons
  
  Abusive Confetti Balloons – We’ve taken our bestselling Abusive ‘HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER’ Balloons and packed them full of glittery gold confetti that moves around like a Read More »
- Slush Puppie Machine (Blue Raspberry Syrup)
  
  Slush Puppie Machine – The brightly coloured tongues, the powerful brain freeze, the intoxicating sugar high. Slush Puppies were the sh*t, and now you can make Read More »
- Disney The Simple Family Cookbook
  
  Disney The Simple Family Cookbook – Introduce the little ones in your life to the joy of cooking with this amazing compendium of Disney themed recipes. Read More »
- Exploding Kittens (Standard Deck)
  
  What exactly is it? It’s a highly-strategic, kitty-powered version of Russian Roulette. Read More »
- Dino Mugs (Diplodocus (Green))
  
  Feel like the laziest archaeologist ever… just casually sipping your tea while dinosaurs slowly reveal themselves. Read More »

OUTSTANDING VALUE
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Blue Raspberry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Blue Raspberry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Cherry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »