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Grow A Dick
Grow A Dick – This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on Read More » -
Pierre The Penis Pillow
Pierre The Penis Pillow – Snuggle up with Pierre and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft – or keep him on your desk to Read More » -
Musical Wine Glass
With these precisely designed wine glasses, you and your dinner companions will be performing boozy ballads in no time. Read More » -
Space Food (Neaopolitan Ice Cream Sandwich)
If you’re a budding astronaut (course they’re into Firebox) you’ll need to start eating space food. Developed for the Apollo missions, these deliciously healthy treats have Read More » -
Dog Face Towels (Pug)
Dog Face Towels – Stop wiping your freshly washed face on your actual dog and swap that poor pooch for one of these delightful dog flannels! Read More » -
Alcoholic Cocktail Gummies (The Party Selection)
Alcoholic Cocktail Gummies – Mixed just like your favourite cocktails, these gorgeous gummies are made with high quality spirits, bitters, all natural ingredients, and a unique Read More » -
Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Blue Raspberry)
Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More » -
Happy F*cking Whatever Prosecco
Happy F*cking Whatever Prosecco – Promotions, engagements, divorces, new house, new car, new baby. Happy. F*cking. Whatever. Send your perfect pals some boozy goodwill and show Read More » -
Grip Strip (Black (Firebox Edition))
Grip Strip – Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single Read More » -
Mickey Mouse 90th Anniversary Egg Cup Set
Mickey Egg Cup 90th Anniversary – Pop your egg in his trousers and slip the ears on the top, you’ve got some serious celebrating to do. Read More » -
Hidden Jewellery Bath Bomb (Ocean Waves)
Hidden Jewellery Bath Bombs are possibly the ultimate Valentine’s Day gift. Read More » -
Miss Vanjie Button
Miss Vanjie Button – IF you press this button, it plays the iconic ‘Miss Vaaaanjie’ sound clip from season 10 of Drag Race. So much fun Read More » -
Hair Lights
Hair Lights – Forget getting an expensive blow-dry, just clip these bad boys in for instant belle of the ball realness. 18 heatless LED lights that Read More » -
Rainbow Glitter Lava Lamp
Rainbow Glitter Lava Lamp – Retro 70s homewares are having a bit of a renaissance – which means Lava Lamps are officially back. Simply plug in Read More » -
Marvel x Stance Socks (Invincible Iron Man – Medium)
Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether Read More »
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