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Ring Keeperz (Penguin)

Ring Keeperz – Simply take off your new animal companion’s head (bit brutal, we know), slide your ring onto its neck like a bougie little collar, then pop his head back on. Job done! Your ring is safe and secure, and you have an adorable bit of bedside table candy to boot.

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