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Slanguage (German)

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BEST SELLERS
- Spongebob Squarepants Oddsox (Squidward & Mr Krabs)
  
  Spongebob Squarepants Oddsox – They’ve got it all: the cast of your favourite cartoon in the entire world, an extended cuff for a super snug fit, Read More »
- Unicorn Plush Hot Water Bottle
  
  Unicorn Plush Hot Water Bottle – Cosy up in style this winter with this adorable unicorn. Fill her up ‘ of the way with hot water, Read More »
- Dinosaur Bottle Opener
  
  Tear into a cold one with a pre-historic beast; its arms may be pathetically short but this T-rex makes quick work of your bottle caps. Read More »
- Bread Slippers (Brown Bread)
  
  Bread Slippers – Slip those knackered extremities into these soft baguettes. Or are they loaves? Either way, we can’t get enough of these buttery-soft slippers. Expertly Read More »
- Blade Runner Whiskey Glasses
  
  Blade Runner Whiskey Glasses – “Is this to be an empathy test? Capillary dilation of the so-called blush response? Fluctuation of the pupil. Involuntary dilation of Read More »
- F**K The Game
  
  “Yellow. Orange. P*ssy. Purple. Sh*t. Green…no wait…F**K!!” That’s a short excerpt from a typical round of F**K The Game – the party card game that combines Read More »
- Hatching Virtual Pet Candle
  
  Hatching Virtual Pet Candle – You may not have time to cater to the whims of a needy pixelated creature anymore, but you’ve definitely got time Read More »
- Period Panties (Mudblood L)
  
  Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the Read More »
- Soup Socks (Carrot & Coriander)
  
  Do away with the crusty roll and dip a toe into these Soup Socks instead. They’re fresh, finely-blended and super warm. Each stylish pair comes in Read More »
- Chocolate Dinosaur Eggs
  
  It’s long been speculated that the humble chicken is the closest living relative to the magnificent T-Rex – and we’ve just eggs-cavated some new and chocolately Read More »
- Salty AF Towel
  
  Salty AF Towel – Make it clear that you’re the saltiest bitch on the beach with this majestic, MAHOOSIVE beach blanket! Read More »
- Marvel x Stance Socks (Captain America – Medium)
  
  Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether Read More »
- David Attenborough Activity Book
  
  David Attenborough Activity Book – David Attenborough. National treasure. Soothing. Smart. Brave. A friend to the animals. Defender of the environment. And, according to the recent Read More »
- Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Figures (Foursome)
  
  Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Lego Figures Brick Yourself, go on. The most unique personalised gift one could give this Xmas. Deep down you’ve always known Read More »
- Alcoholic Cocktail Gummies (The Party Selection)
  
  Alcoholic Cocktail Gummies – Mixed just like your favourite cocktails, these gorgeous gummies are made with high quality spirits, bitters, all natural ingredients, and a unique Read More »

POPULAR PRODUCTS
- Grip Strip (3 x Blue)
  
  Grip Strip – Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single Read More »
- Grow Your Own Marijuana
  
  We’ve all thought about it, and now you can fulfil the dreams of your late-teens and Grow Your Own Marijuana. Okay so it’s not actually Marijuana, Read More »
- Cat vs Trump
  
  Cat vs Trump – FINALLY. A book that involves comparing your very own marvellous moggy against the diabolical Donald himself. It’s about time! Read More »
- Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss (Yellow)
  
  Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss has been extracted (in the least gross way possible) from the nostrils of a mythical beast to bring a sweet, glossy fantasy Read More »
- Bottomless Bubbles
  
  Bottomless Bubbles – Shove it down yer ‘ole – the wine bottle’s hole, that is – and chug away to your thirsty heart’s content. It’s THAT Read More »

OUR FAVOURITES
- Harry Potter Mini Bell Jar Lights (Harry Potter)
  
  Harry Potter Mini Bell Jar Lights – These 5 inch jars emit a downright magical glow when you turn them on, casting the perfect light for Read More »
- Smartphone Projector 2.0 (Black & Gold)
  
  With the Smartphone Projector 2.0 at your disposal; everyday videos of Cassetteboy mashups and cats getting brain-freeze are now majestically transformed into glorious cinematic events, for Read More »
- Sphynx 3-in-1 Portable Razor (Teal)
  
  Sphynx Portable Razor – Never be stuck with a random, undeserved patch of fuzz again. From a few stray ankle or knee hairs to your entire Read More »
- Pickles and Ice Cream
  
  Childbirth is a wondrous thing – but it sure gives pregnant women some pretty f*cked up food cravings. Cravings like Mashed Potato and Caramel Sauce, Toothpaste Read More »
- Illumibowl
  
  Illumibowl Toilet Night Light – it’s rare indeed to have a father who isn’t obsessed with toilet humour. This is the perfect gift for men who Read More »

OUTSTANDING VALUE
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Blue Raspberry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Blue Raspberry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Cherry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »