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Cat Face Towels (Brown & White)

Cat Face Towels – Cleanse your mucky paws with the softest of face towels, thoughtfully crafted to resemble a rather large cat’s face. Our preferred method is to dampen the whole thing, then slap it on your face so you look like a humanoid cat hybrid person thing. Stunning.

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