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Swear Socks For Men (Fck This Sht)

Swear Socks for Men help you avoid the scathing judgement of your expletive-sensitive peers as you discreetly volley a barrage of abusive directly from your ludicrously soft socks, safely hidden behind your trousers of choice. Available in three brilliantly-offensive designs, it’s time to start telling it like it is.

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