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Dinosaur Planters (Tricerapot)
If you’re on this page it’s for one of four reasons – you love dinosaurs, you love indoor plants, you love dinosaurs and indoor plants, you Read More » -
Dickhead Hoopla
Dickhead Hoopla – This traditional party game has a rather obvious twist – penises. Giant pink ones that you slip onto your head using the comfy, Read More » -
Marmite Popcorn
Marmite Popcorn is the tantalising/gag inducing (delete as appropriate) Father’s Day present bound to cause a reaction. Is your father the kind of genius/sick deviant (delete Read More » -
Space Food (Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich)
If you’re a budding astronaut (course they’re into Firebox) you’ll need to start eating space food. Developed for the Apollo missions, these deliciously healthy treats have Read More » -
Unicorn Poop Marshmallows
Unicorn Poop Marshmallows – After months of careful dietary monitoring, our free-range organic unicorns have laid a treat for you: a fat stack of rainbow-coloured vanilla-flavoured Read More » -
Scorpion Vodka (250ml bottle)
Scorpion Vodka – Ice and tonic? Pah! This smooth vodka doesn’t need accessorising as it contains a specially bred Chinese scorpion. Completely edible, the pickled critter Read More » -
Period Panties (Rainbo: First Blood L)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the Read More » -
You Make Me Horny Gift Wrap
You Make Me Horny Gift Wrap – Telling someone you fancy the pants off them in person is always a little awkward. Just let this gift Read More » -
Giant STDs (Chlamydia)
All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will Read More » -
Mickey Mouse 90th Anniversary Egg Cup Set
Mickey Egg Cup 90th Anniversary – Pop your egg in his trousers and slip the ears on the top, you’ve got some serious celebrating to do. Read More » -
F*cking Strong Coffee
F*cking Strong Coffee – Product packaging doesn’t get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee is exactly as it sounds. So stop poisoning your body Read More » -
Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate
Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate – Bully your taste buds and challenge those curry connoisseurs with this offensively hot chilli chocolate. No regrets! The alternative gift for Read More » -
Bread Slippers (Brown Bread)
Bread Slippers – Slip those knackered extremities into these soft baguettes. Or are they loaves? Either way, we can’t get enough of these buttery-soft slippers. Expertly Read More » -
Batteries (4x AAA)
To make sure you’re able to play with your Firebox purchases straight out of the box we’re now selling batteries in all the major sizes required. Read More » -
Slush Cuppy (Black)
Slush Cuppy – We have finally forged the icy grail of slushie makers – Slush Cuppy. Harness it’s untold power to transform your favourite beverages into Read More »
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