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Calm the F*ck Down Tea

Calm the Fuck Down Tea – A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to calm you the fuck down, soothe your stress with this sumptuous, tranquil fusion of loose herbal tea. The perfect, quirky gift for her

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