Category Archives: Gifts
100 Games Scratch Poster
100 Games Scratch Poster – Fill the gaping holes in your gaming knowledge with this audaciously massive scratch off poster. Make it your mission to play your way through each and every tile of the board, scratching them off as you go.
The Halloumi Cookbook
The Halloumi Cookbook – This book is better than that joke by a long, long way. Love halloumi but never quite sure what to do with it? This cheesy compendium contains over 60 recipes to inspire you to go mad in the kitchen and try something new – with halloumi!
Never Mind The Detox Chocolate Trio
Never Mind The Detox Chocolate Trio – Say hello to the ultimate way to say ‘f*** the detox’: this delightful trio of luxury milk chocolate. Each bar in the set has a different flavour – laced with sweet shards of honeycomb, lashed with chunks of fudge, or packed full of chewy brownie bites. If that
Turkey Mug
Turkey Mug – This iconic mug is sure to become a firm favourite in your kitchen, with its detachable fez and not-detachable sunglasses to keep your brew as toasty as it should be. It’s disturbing realistic in certain lights. It won’t make your drink taste of turkey though, thank goodness.
You Repulse Me The Least Chocolate
You Repulse Me The Least Chocolate – Celebrate their above-averageness with this pink bar of pure delight. Each square is infused with tart raspberry and delicate rose, for the perfect twist on sweet white chocolate.
Super Mario Chess
Super Mario Chess – This is a full chess set that has had nerdy Nintendo love poured into every detail, from the intricate custom vinyl pieces to the glossy, durable regulation chess board – hell, even the box it comes in is actually a luxurious collector’s tin!
Free The Tipple
Free The Tipple – It’s about time we raised a glass to this set of brilliant babes. Throughout the 20th and 21st centuries, they’ve blazed trails, changed the world, and frankly slayed. And now you get to drink cocktails inspired by them all – what a time to be alive!
The Geek’s Cookbook
The Geek’s Cookbook – Leaf through The Geek’s Cookbook for even a few seconds and you’re guaranteed to feel your synapses buzzing with inspiration. Send your tastebuds to another planet with over 30 different recipes inspired by your favourite games, films, and TV shows.
Harry Potter Cauldron Mugs (Ravenclaw)
Harry Potter Cauldron Mugs – These officially licensed Harry Potter house cauldrons are one of the loveliest bits of merchandise you did ever see. They look and feel like they were plucked directly out of Hogwarts.
Unicorn Vanity Kit
Unicorn Vanity Kit – Each tool was crafted with authentic unicorn magic so you’re guaranteed perfect results. Sort of. Look, just be careful with the tweezers, reshaping your eyebrows is difficult regardless of how much mystical energy was pumped into your depilating instrument of choice.
NovelTea Alcoholic Tea (The Tale of Earl Grey)
NovelTea Alcoholic Tea – These incredible Noveltea drinks are alcoholic tea blends and they’re ruddy exquisite. The good folks behind the magic travelled the world over, leaving no stone unturned in their quest for the finest botanicals. Hand-selected from their extensive shortlist, the herbs and leaves that went into your bottle are simply the best.
Mini Plant Pot Gnomes
Mini Plant Pot Gnomes – This set of four miniature gnomes provides the perfect set of peacekeeping mascots for any home garden. From a terrific terrariums to wonderful window boxes, there is nowhere these cheeky little lads won’t slot into to guard and protect your earthly treasures.
NovelTea Alcoholic Tea (The Tale of Tangier)
NovelTea Alcoholic Tea – These incredible Noveltea drinks are alcoholic tea blends and they’re ruddy exquisite. The good folks behind the magic travelled the world over, leaving no stone unturned in their quest for the finest botanicals. Hand-selected from their extensive shortlist, the herbs and leaves that went into your bottle are simply the best.
Cheese on Toast Popcorn
Cheese on Toast Popcorn – Rip the fancy packet open and help yourself to a fistful of satisfaction. The sweet caramel topping and toasted mature Cheddar flavouring mingle in a popcorny playground with a light layer of spices and it is downright ruddy addictive.
Game of Thrones Tarot
Game of Thrones Tarot – Seize the chance to be the George R. R. Martin of your social circle and dish out death to your nearest and dearest – figuratively speaking, of course. The Death card doesn’t ACTUALLY mean death, get with the times!
Catbus Mug
Catbus Mug – Catbus. A big grinning fuzzy cat with twelve legs, who is also a bus. From one scene. In one film. Yet you know exactly who he is. ICONIC.
Hatching Virtual Pet Candle
Hatching Virtual Pet Candle – You may not have time to cater to the whims of a needy pixelated creature anymore, but you’ve definitely got time to burn an aesthetically on-point candle. Simply set fire to the wick and relax – the wax will melt away to reveal one of three different Tamagotchi characters inside!
Be A Drag Queen Socks
Be A Drag Queen Socks – Leave your holey untucked basic socks in the drawer, these socks are here to work some serious sartorial magic on your feet. Possibly the most subtle tribute to drag you can smuggle into work, you’ll slay that runway knowing you’ve got some violently fabulous queens up your trousers. Ooer.
100 Cheeses Scratch Poster
100 Cheeses Scratch Poster – Treat the queso-addict in your life to the quest of a lifetime, through cheesemongers far and wide and miles out of their comfort zone. Who knows, perhaps the real cheese is the friends you’ll make along the way?
Marvel x Stance Socks (Black Panther – Large)
Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether you’re a Wakandan warrior, an all-American supersoldier, a billionaire industrialist or, er, a lonely orphaned high schooler, we’ve got a pair of socks to make you smile.
