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Flump Face (A5)

You know when someone has a really smiley face and all you want to do is squish and smush it? Well your sickly-sweet fantasies are about to come true with the latest breakthrough in soft and sugary photo-fectionary – Flump Face

Mushion – Personalised cushion. These aptly named ‘Mushions’ are wondrously weird. If there’s as effective a conversation starter in the whole entire world than having your chops printed on a gloriously comfortable cushion, we’re yet to hear about it. The ultimate personalised Christmas gift. Get them a unusual personalised present this Christmas.

Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty.

Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.

Melting Toht Candle – If you’ve seen Raiders of the Lost Ark, there’s probably one scene that really sticks in the memory. No not that gigantic boulder tumbling after Indy, nor when he shoots that sword-twirling nutter in the market square, nor even when he has that uncomfortable staring contest with a cobra…The perfect gift

Freak Masks – Upload an image and we’ll turn it into a freaky wearable mask. The ultimate gift for Halloween or a scary fancy dress party, and a great gift for him.

All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will give you that warm and fuzzy feeling (in a good way this time)

F*cking Strong Coffee – Product packaging doesn’t get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee is exactly as it sounds. So stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don’t settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Kick-start your day with a potent dose

Now, some argue that you shouldn’t chill a whisky at all. Others maintain that it’s essential. But where we can all agree is that no one likes their fragrant tipple diluted by frozen tap water. So for those whisky drinkers who like it cold we’ve found a suitably sophisticated middle ground. A great gift for

Grip Strip – Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight…A great alternative gift idea.

Power and the money, money and the power. Minute after minute, hour after hour. Everybody’s running, but half of them ain’t looking what’s going on in the kitchen, but I don’t know what’s cookin’…

This is not simply a guide to being a racist, that would be crazy. Rather it’s a book that highlights the ludicrous absurdity which is present in all racism. It takes a satirical look at these long-standing stereotypes and draws them out to their mad and illogical conclusions. This brutally sarcastic and deeply offensive body

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- Rheoscopic Fluid Planets (Neptune)
  
  This sprinkling unicorn is of mythical proportions and, frankly, we wouldn’t want to go a summer without it. We’ve got one blown up in the office Read More »
- Aim High Notebook Trio
  
  Aim High Notebook Trio – Weed out your lame stationery and replace it with this luxurious trio of Mary Jane-themed notebooks. Featuring three different designs in Read More »
- Brick Yourself Keyring
  
  Personalised Brick Yourself Keyring – All you have to do is upload a photo, let us know a few descriptive details and we’ll do the rest Read More »
- Pimp Your Gin
  
  Pimp Your Gin – Enjoy a superior (pimped out, if you will) cocktail with a sophisticated organic garnish, lovingly hand reared by a gorgeous, charismatic gardener Read More »
- Slush Puppie Machine (Blue Raspberry Syrup)
  
  Slush Puppie Machine – The brightly coloured tongues, the powerful brain freeze, the intoxicating sugar high. Slush Puppies were the sh*t, and now you can make Read More »
- The Artisan Colour Changing Gin Kit
  
  The Artisan Colour Changing Gin Kit – Contains almost everything needed to make your own blue gin that turns pink when combined with tonic. Complete with Read More »
- Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Figures (Threesome)
  
  Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Lego Figures Brick Yourself, go on. The most unique personalised gift one could give this Xmas. Deep down you’ve always known Read More »
- Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle
  
  Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle – After a series of harrowing experiments in a shady forest laboratory… we finally managed to make this ornament bleed from the Read More »
- Slanguage (Chinese)
  
  Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty. Read More »
- Dick Match
  
  Dick Match – This phallic version of snap turns the timeless fun of playing with dicks into a classic memory matching game. With 24 pairs of Read More »
- Tweexy (Lilac)
  
  Tweexy – The Wearable Nail Polish Holder. Holds your polish firmly in place while you paint your nails. Like a handy painter’s bucket – only a Read More »
- Dead Celebs
  
  Dead Celebs – Test your dead celeb knowledge in this trivia based card game. Simply get into teams of 2 players or more. Roll the multi-coloured Read More »
- Unicorn Charging Cable
  
  Unicorn Charging Cable – Unicorns are the ultimate magical powerhouse. Packed full of sparkling, ethereal energy, these mythical steeds are the perfect source of power juice Read More »
- Mermaid Tears Vodka
  
  Mermaid Tears Vodka – Escape your tedious reality and submerge your tastebuds in the smooth taste of Mermaid Tears Vodka. This sparkly spirit is made from Read More »
- Face Wrap – Personalised Gift Wrap (3 Metre Roll)
  
  Face Wrap – Personalised Gift Wrap – Put an end to ‘Now, who’s this present for?’ with our fabulous Face Wrap. We’ll put any face you Read More »

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