Category Archives: Gifts

Smiski Blind Box Collectables (Series 1)

Smiski Blind Box Collectables – This mysterious little lot (pronounced Schmee-skees, for the uninitiated) are bald, genderless, downtrodden collectible figures. That’€™s all we can really say about them as they’€™re from Japan and they/their boxes don’€™t speak English.

Smiski Blind Box Collectables (Series 2)

Smiski Blind Box Collectables – This mysterious little lot (pronounced Schmee-skees, for the uninitiated) are bald, genderless, downtrodden collectible figures. That’€™s all we can really say about them as they’€™re from Japan and they/their boxes don’€™t speak English.

Sassy Desk Plates (Excuse My Resting Bitch Face)

Sassy Desk Plates – Coco Chanel once said “A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.” And sassy. She said that one too, but her quote-writing guy didn’€™t hear it. He was fired soon after, the poor fool.

Sassy Desk Plates (I Woke Up Like This)

Sassy Desk Plates – Coco Chanel once said “A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.” And sassy. She said that one too, but her quote-writing guy didn’€™t hear it. He was fired soon after, the poor fool.

Sassy Desk Plates (Productive AF)

Sassy Desk Plates – Coco Chanel once said “A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.” And sassy. She said that one too, but her quote-writing guy didn’€™t hear it. He was fired soon after, the poor fool.

Rheoscopic Fluid Planets (Earth)

This sprinkling unicorn is of mythical proportions and, frankly, we wouldn’€™t want to go a summer without it. We’€™ve got one blown up in the office as we speak. Lovely beast.

Rheoscopic Fluid Planets (Neptune)

This sprinkling unicorn is of mythical proportions and, frankly, we wouldn’€™t want to go a summer without it. We’€™ve got one blown up in the office as we speak. Lovely beast.

Rheoscopic Fluid Planets (Moon)

This sprinkling unicorn is of mythical proportions and, frankly, we wouldn’€™t want to go a summer without it. We’€™ve got one blown up in the office as we speak. Lovely beast.

Rheoscopic Fluid Planets (Uranus)

This sprinkling unicorn is of mythical proportions and, frankly, we wouldn’€™t want to go a summer without it. We’€™ve got one blown up in the office as we speak. Lovely beast.

Retro Handheld Console

Retro Handheld Console – We’€™re not going to sugarcoat it, this is a fake Game Boy. But it’€™s better than a Game Boy because it has 150 amazing games built in, it fits in your pocket, and the batteries don’€™t run out every few hours.

Rheoscopic Fluid Planets (Sun)

This sprinkling unicorn is of mythical proportions and, frankly, we wouldn’€™t want to go a summer without it. We’€™ve got one blown up in the office as we speak. Lovely beast.

Playstation Controller Mug

Playstation Controller Mug – Fill ‘€˜er up with your hot drink of choice, put those feet up, and get ready for a retro button-mashing extravaganza. You won’€™t lose your cool mid-sip because the handle is an accurate mini replica of a real Playstation controller, so it feels like you’€™ve not even stopped playing. No ‘€˜SNAKE

Dragon Tears Whisky

Dragon Tears Whisky – This spirit drink is truly other-wordly. We’€™ve teamed rich cinnamon and smoky whisky with golden shimmer, sparking a mesmerising blaze of swirling golden flames when you shake the bottle.

Dinosaur Planters (Plantosaurus Rex)

If you’re on this page it’s for one of four reasons – you love dinosaurs, you love indoor plants, you love dinosaurs and indoor plants, you know someone else that loves a combination of the above…

Dinosaur Planters (Tricerapot)

If you’re on this page it’s for one of four reasons – you love dinosaurs, you love indoor plants, you love dinosaurs and indoor plants, you know someone else that loves a combination of the above…

Storm Cloud Weather Predictor

Storm Cloud Weather Predictor – This storm cloud was what Admiral Fitzroy used on his epic voyage with Charles Darwin aboard the HMS Beagle. In 1831. And we’€™ve been collectively sleeping on this advanced alien sorcery. Unbelievable.

Weird Things Humans Search For

Weird Things Humans Search For – We’€™ve all done some weird searches. But are your weird searches as weird as everyone else’€™s weird searches, or are they actually really weird? Or perhaps even not weird at all but actually quite normal? Shit, we don’€™t know! Better play this game.

What Do You Meme

What Do You Meme – What Do You Meme is the game of pairing up reaction images with relatable yet obscure captions. Seriously, this isn’€™t a game for basic b*tches.

Bread Slippers (White Bread)

Bread Slippers – Slip those knackered extremities into these soft baguettes. Or are they loaves? Either way, we can’€™t get enough of these buttery-soft slippers. Expertly cushioned, the podiatric bakers behind these certainly knew what they were doing.

Bread Slippers (Brown Bread)

Bread Slippers – Slip those knackered extremities into these soft baguettes. Or are they loaves? Either way, we can’€™t get enough of these buttery-soft slippers. Expertly cushioned, the podiatric bakers behind these certainly knew what they were doing.