Category Archives: Gifts
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Oddsox (Turtles)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Oddsox – Sweep out the sewers of your sock drawer and prepare for some new residents: Teenage Mutant Ninja Footwear.
Cat Selfie
Cat Selfie – Clip this bit of genius onto the front of your phone and the mesmerising bell will draw your cat’s attention, allowing you to snap the perfect selfie – and obviously then acquire millions of followers because your cat is a star. You’re not bad either.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Oddsox (Splinter & Shredder)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Oddsox – Sweep out the sewers of your sock drawer and prepare for some new residents: Teenage Mutant Ninja Footwear.
Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Figures (Duo)
Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Lego Figures Brick Yourself, go on. The most unique personalised gift one could give this Xmas. Deep down you’ve always known that your father would look better if they were yellow, made of plastic and really really tiny. A great gift for him.
Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Figures (Threesome)
Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Lego Figures Brick Yourself, go on. The most unique personalised gift one could give this Xmas. Deep down you’ve always known that your father would look better if they were yellow, made of plastic and really really tiny. A great gift for him.
Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Figures (Foursome)
Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Lego Figures Brick Yourself, go on. The most unique personalised gift one could give this Xmas. Deep down you’ve always known that your father would look better if they were yellow, made of plastic and really really tiny. A great gift for him.
Llama Teapot
Llama Teapot – Made of hard-wearing glazed ceramic, this painted pot is the most pleasant Peruvian addition to your tea party.
Sushi Cats Blind Box Keyrings
Sushi Cats Blind Box Keyrings – These friendly felines have taken the place of fish and been wrapped in resin rice and seaweed for your amusement.
Period Panties (Hellmuff S)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.
Original Stormtrooper Espresso Mugs
Original Stormtrooper Espresso Mugs – Get your obligatory cup of Jawa and supe yourself up to suppress rebellion like a true imperial grunt with these out-of-this-world mugs.
Scary Clown Heat Change Mug
Scary Clown Heat Change Mug – Simply pour in the boiling hot liquid of your choice to watch that cheerful clown turn sinister before your very eyes. Don’t worry, the transformation is slow so don’t worry about giving an unsuspecting tea drinker a heart attack.
Forktula
Forktula – We’ve all been there. A plate full of delicious sauce that nimbly evades your hopeful forking. What could be more frustrating? Other than having to deal with being told you ‘ruined’ dinner for having the audacity to lick the plate clean. Food wastage is actually a big problem, mum. How would the kids
Butta Toast Night Light
Butta Toast Night Light – In knead of a warm glow? Of course you are! What better shape for a night light than the ultimate comfort food.
Rubbish Bingo
Rubbish Bingo – It’s simple: share out the cards with friends and the race is on to see who can be the first to find (and bin!) the items of litter on the cards.
Make Your Own Prosecco Pops
Make Your Own Prosecco Pops – Impressing your friends on a posh picnic is as easy as buying this kit. Of course, you then have to make the pops, but a blind anteater could do that with his hands tied and it would still get over a million pins on Pinterest.
Stranger Things Monopoly
Stranger Things Monopoly – Rediscover the fun of greedily buying every property you can get your filthy capitalist hands on, with a spooky ‘80s twist: The best board game ever has been given a Stranger Things makeover.
Pimp Your Prosecco
Pimp Your Prosecco – Discover the majesty of strawberry, violet, thyme and tarragon in combination with your favourite fizz. Once you’ve had a glass with these expertly chosen homegrown herbs, you’ll never go garnishless again.
Pimp Your Gin
Pimp Your Gin – Enjoy a superior (pimped out, if you will) cocktail with a sophisticated organic garnish, lovingly hand reared by a gorgeous, charismatic gardener – you! It’s dead easy to use and contains everything you need other than a little bit of water – Firebox ain’t about that struggle.
