Category Archives: Gifts
Llama Teapot
Llama Teapot – Made of hard-wearing glazed ceramic, this painted pot is the most pleasant Peruvian addition to your tea party.
Sushi Cats Blind Box Keyrings
Sushi Cats Blind Box Keyrings – These friendly felines have taken the place of fish and been wrapped in resin rice and seaweed for your amusement.
Period Panties (Hellmuff S)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.
Period Panties (Hellmuff M)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.
Period Panties (Hellmuff L)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.
Period Panties (Staining Things S)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.
Period Panties (Staining Things M)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.
Period Panties (Staining Things L)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.
Period Panties (Mudblood S)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the month. He didn’t know she was on her period and funnily enough, she didn’t feel like explaining it to him. Every. Single. Time. The perfect present for rebel girls.
Rubbish Bingo
Rubbish Bingo – It’s simple: share out the cards with friends and the race is on to see who can be the first to find (and bin!) the items of litter on the cards.
Make Your Own Prosecco Pops
Make Your Own Prosecco Pops – Impressing your friends on a posh picnic is as easy as buying this kit. Of course, you then have to make the pops, but a blind anteater could do that with his hands tied and it would still get over a million pins on Pinterest.
Stranger Things Monopoly
Stranger Things Monopoly – Rediscover the fun of greedily buying every property you can get your filthy capitalist hands on, with a spooky ‘80s twist: The best board game ever has been given a Stranger Things makeover.
Pimp Your Prosecco
Pimp Your Prosecco – Discover the majesty of strawberry, violet, thyme and tarragon in combination with your favourite fizz. Once you’ve had a glass with these expertly chosen homegrown herbs, you’ll never go garnishless again.
Pimp Your Gin
Pimp Your Gin – Enjoy a superior (pimped out, if you will) cocktail with a sophisticated organic garnish, lovingly hand reared by a gorgeous, charismatic gardener – you! It’s dead easy to use and contains everything you need other than a little bit of water – Firebox ain’t about that struggle.
The Tuck (Wolf Grey)
The Tuck – Millions of years since the invention of the humble blanket, it has reached peak evolution in the form of the Tuck.
The Tuck (Teddy Brown)
The Tuck – Millions of years since the invention of the humble blanket, it has reached peak evolution in the form of the Tuck.
Dandi Patch (For Him)
Dandi Patch – Most antiperspirants and deodorants have a tendency to slack off when you need them most – and even when they’re trying their hardest, they’re no match for running for the bus, climbing those pesky office stairs, or a summer journey on the Central line.
Bottomless Bubbles
Bottomless Bubbles – Shove it down yer ‘ole – the wine bottle’s hole, that is – and chug away to your thirsty heart’s content. It’s THAT simple! Basically, why not? You’re only going to drink the whole damn bottle anyway, own it like the boozy legend you are.
Polaroid OneStep 2 i-Type Camera (Graphite)
Polaroid OneStep 2 i-Type Camera – The child of the original OneStep introduced in 1977, which was invented to be a simple, easy-to-use instant camera that works straight out of the box. The OneStep 2 is the same, but a whole lot better.
Original Stormtrooper Espresso Mugs
Original Stormtrooper Espresso Mugs – Get your obligatory cup of Jawa and supe yourself up to suppress rebellion like a true imperial grunt with these out-of-this-world mugs.
