Category Archives: Gifts
Dino Egg Cups (Triceratops (White))
Dino Egg Cups – Regular egg cups aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. Eggscavate your breakfast from the boiling pot and stick it in these jurassic, fantastic dinosaur ones instead.
Dino Egg Cups (T-Rex (Orange))
Dino Egg Cups – Regular egg cups aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. Eggscavate your breakfast from the boiling pot and stick it in these jurassic, fantastic dinosaur ones instead.
Dino Egg Cups (Brachiosaurus (Turquoise))
Dino Egg Cups – Regular egg cups aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. Eggscavate your breakfast from the boiling pot and stick it in these jurassic, fantastic dinosaur ones instead.
Giant Unicorn Sprinkler
Giant Unicorn Sprinkler – 6 ft tall inflatable unicorn that sprays ‘magic’ water from its majestic horn. Everyone loves running through the cool mist of a sprinkler on a sweltering summer’s day. Easily connects to your garden hose, and inflates / deflates real quick thanks to the wide-mouth cap and fancy air valve.
Fucking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans
Fucking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans – A word of advice: don’t have one of these. Because you’ll want another. And another. And another, until you’ve finished the whole damn jar and now what are you going to give your uncle for his birthday, you greedy little piglet?
Unicorn Dress Up Mug
Unicorn Dress Up Mug – Not to be lewd, but have you ever noticed that unicorns are naked? We have, so we made them some clothes – 40 fabulous fashions and accessories in sticker form, to be precise.
Jizz The Game
The game of taking a fat load of spunk to the face. Basically jizz roulette. Pump away to see if you’ll be the unfortunate cum collector. The ideal party game.
Sashay Away Doormat
Sashay Away Doormat – Don’t bother starting your engines, gentlemen. You’ll just have to shut them off again when you encounter the sassy majesty of our Sashay Away doormat.
Meural Digital Art Frame (Leonora Black)
Meural isn’t ‘just’ a digital art frame – it’s an interactive portal into a whole world of art, and it’ll change the way you enjoy and discover art forever. A myriad of technology and sensors concealed within the classy hardwood frame let you find works you love, upload your own, and control Meural with a
Meural Digital Art Frame (Leonora White)
Meural isn’t ‘just’ a digital art frame – it’s an interactive portal into a whole world of art, and it’ll change the way you enjoy and discover art forever. A myriad of technology and sensors concealed within the classy hardwood frame let you find works you love, upload your own, and control Meural with a
Black Like My Soul Travel Mug
Black Like My Soul Travel Mug – “Rise and Grind” “Morning sunshine!” “Every day is an adventure!” Piss off! Cutesy bullshit like that is the last thing you need in the morning when you’re pre-caffeine, sardine’d into a packed commuter train and otherwise perpetually knackered.
Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur
Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur – Bad news first: the guys at the unicorn farm messed up and fed half of our majestic mares a diet of juicy fat raspberries. The good news? Turns out that it made their tears even more DELICIOUS.
Life’s A Drag Notebook Trio
Life’s A Drag Notebook Trio – Scathing reads? Ideas for your next lewk? Boring work notes? Jot them all down in these EXCLUSIVE RuPaul’s Drag Race inspired notebooks.
Light Up Neon Frame
Light Up Neon Frame – Put that dry-erase board in the bin and hang this beauty up in its place. Write your deep and meaningful messages or just doodle random crap on this sleek black frame with the three included pens.
Golden Snitch Light
Golden Snitch Light – We enlisted our best seekers to catch as many snitches as we could to make you these mesmerising snitch lights.
Unicorn Snot Glitter Suntan Lotion (Blue)
Unicorn Snot Suntan Lotion – During an unfortunate outbreak of unicorn influenza at the Firebox Farm, a puddle of glimmering slop caught the keen peripheral vision of one of our stablehands.
Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur Miniature
Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur Miniature – Some rascal slips a cheeky aphrodisiac into the Unicorn feed and the whole herd starts acting up ‘ get the bucket, they’re weeping hot pink tears.
KiiPix Instant Photo Printer (Sky Blue)
KiiPix Instant Photo Printer – By far the easiest way to get retro-style printed versions of your smartphone snaps. Never waste pricey film on shoddy photos again! That sh*t is expensive.
KiiPix Instant Photo Printer (Cherry Blossom Pink)
KiiPix Instant Photo Printer – By far the easiest way to get retro-style printed versions of your smartphone snaps. Never waste pricey film on shoddy photos again! That sh*t is expensive.
KiiPix Instant Photo Printer (Jet Black)
KiiPix Instant Photo Printer – By far the easiest way to get retro-style printed versions of your smartphone snaps. Never waste pricey film on shoddy photos again! That sh*t is expensive.
