Category Archives: Gifts

Fake News Game

Fake News – Ready for Trump to drop even further down in your estimations? You may think that’€™s impossible but just wait till you get a load of these disgusting quotes of his.

Commodore 64 Mini

Your bestselling beige buddy is back in miniature form with some seriously slick upgrades. Gone are the days of bulky cartridges and bulbous fuzzy monitors, all of your favourite classic games are fully built in and have HD output at 720p so those familiar pixels are extra crisp and better than ever.

Rainbow Neon Wall Light

Rainbow Neon Wall Light – What have you got on your wall currently? That art deco ‘€˜chat noir’€™ poster? Bob Marley smiling into the distance? Van Gogh’€™s starry night? Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast At Tiffany’€™s?

Retro Briefcase Turntable (Black)

Retro Briefcase Turntable – Let’€™s be real for a minute, you’€™re not one of those vinyl nerds are you? Good, they’€™re weird – but they do have a point. Vinyl does just sound ‘€˜better’€™.

Whisky Chocolate

Whisky Chocolate – What’€™s better than a shot of whisky? Nothing! A bar of rich, creamy Belgian milk chocolate infused with whisky!

Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur

Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur – Bad news first: the guys at the unicorn farm messed up and fed half of our majestic mares a diet of juicy fat raspberries. The good news? Turns out that it made their tears even more DELICIOUS.

Life’s A Drag Notebook Trio

Life’s A Drag Notebook Trio – Scathing reads? Ideas for your next lewk? Boring work notes? Jot them all down in these EXCLUSIVE RuPaul’€™s Drag Race inspired notebooks.

Light Up Neon Frame

Light Up Neon Frame – Put that dry-erase board in the bin and hang this beauty up in its place. Write your deep and meaningful messages or just doodle random crap on this sleek black frame with the three included pens.

Golden Snitch Light

Golden Snitch Light – We enlisted our best seekers to catch as many snitches as we could to make you these mesmerising snitch lights.

Unicorn Snot Glitter Suntan Lotion (Blue)

Unicorn Snot Suntan Lotion – During an unfortunate outbreak of unicorn influenza at the Firebox Farm, a puddle of glimmering slop caught the keen peripheral vision of one of our stablehands.

Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur Miniature

Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur Miniature – Some rascal slips a cheeky aphrodisiac into the Unicorn feed and the whole herd starts acting up ‘€“ get the bucket, they’re weeping hot pink tears.

KiiPix Instant Photo Printer (Sky Blue)

KiiPix Instant Photo Printer – By far the easiest way to get retro-style printed versions of your smartphone snaps. Never waste pricey film on shoddy photos again! That sh*t is expensive.

KiiPix Instant Photo Printer (Cherry Blossom Pink)

KiiPix Instant Photo Printer – By far the easiest way to get retro-style printed versions of your smartphone snaps. Never waste pricey film on shoddy photos again! That sh*t is expensive.

KiiPix Instant Photo Printer (Jet Black)

KiiPix Instant Photo Printer – By far the easiest way to get retro-style printed versions of your smartphone snaps. Never waste pricey film on shoddy photos again! That sh*t is expensive.

Nice Balls

Nice Balls – Until now, testicles and suction cups weren’€™t the ingredients of an appropriate gift, but the times they are a changin’€™. These naughty but nice nuts hang under your desk so you can squeeze, tug and slap your stress away.

Aim High Notebook Trio

Aim High Notebook Trio – Weed out your lame stationery and replace it with this luxurious trio of Mary Jane-themed notebooks. Featuring three different designs in three gorgeous colours, each beautifully detailed with golden foil.

Unicorn Dress Up Mug

Unicorn Dress Up Mug – Not to be lewd, but have you ever noticed that unicorns are naked? We have, so we made them some clothes – 40 fabulous fashions and accessories in sticker form, to be precise.

Jizz The Game

The game of taking a fat load of spunk to the face. Basically jizz roulette. Pump away to see if you’€™ll be the unfortunate cum collector. The ideal party game.

Sashay Away Doormat

Sashay Away Doormat – Don’€™t bother starting your engines, gentlemen. You’€™ll just have to shut them off again when you encounter the sassy majesty of our Sashay Away doormat.

Meural Digital Art Frame (Leonora Black)

Meural isn’t ‘just’ a digital art frame – it’s an interactive portal into a whole world of art, and it’ll change the way you enjoy and discover art forever. A myriad of technology and sensors concealed within the classy hardwood frame let you find works you love, upload your own, and control Meural with a