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Whisky Chocolate – What’s better than a shot of whisky? Nothing! A bar of rich, creamy Belgian milk chocolate infused with whisky!

Retro Briefcase Turntable – Let’s be real for a minute, you’re not one of those vinyl nerds are you? Good, they’re weird – but they do have a point. Vinyl does just sound ‘better’.

Cynical Stationery Notebook Trio – Release all your tightly-coiled angst onto the smooth pages of our Cynical Stationery Notebook Trio

Coffee Paints – Coffee Paints are the latest marvellous creation to be hatched from laboratoire Firebox. This charming little box contains four different edible ‘paints’ to brighten and colour your java. Take your pick from Emerald, Ruby, Amethyst, and Sapphire – each one more vibrant than the last.

Fragranced As F*ck Candles – Honey. Sweetie. Darling. We DID NOT come to play with these paraffin pretenders. These candles are aggressively luxe. The frosted, heavyweight jars. The days of burn time. The eco-friendly soy wax that won’t give your lungs any grief. The lead free wick so you’re not breathing in literal poison. We

Unicorn Snot Suntan Lotion – During an unfortunate outbreak of unicorn influenza at the Firebox Farm, a puddle of glimmering slop caught the keen peripheral vision of one of our stablehands.

Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur Miniature – Some rascal slips a cheeky aphrodisiac into the Unicorn feed and the whole herd starts acting up ‘ get the bucket, they’re weeping hot pink tears.

KiiPix Instant Photo Printer – By far the easiest way to get retro-style printed versions of your smartphone snaps. Never waste pricey film on shoddy photos again! That sh*t is expensive.

Nice Balls – Until now, testicles and suction cups weren’t the ingredients of an appropriate gift, but the times they are a changin’. These naughty but nice nuts hang under your desk so you can squeeze, tug and slap your stress away.

Aim High Notebook Trio – Weed out your lame stationery and replace it with this luxurious trio of Mary Jane-themed notebooks. Featuring three different designs in three gorgeous colours, each beautifully detailed with golden foil.

Unicorn Dress Up Mug – Not to be lewd, but have you ever noticed that unicorns are naked? We have, so we made them some clothes – 40 fabulous fashions and accessories in sticker form, to be precise.

The game of taking a fat load of spunk to the face. Basically jizz roulette. Pump away to see if you’ll be the unfortunate cum collector. The ideal party game.

Sashay Away Doormat – Don’t bother starting your engines, gentlemen. You’ll just have to shut them off again when you encounter the sassy majesty of our Sashay Away doormat.

Meural isn’t ‘just’ a digital art frame – it’s an interactive portal into a whole world of art, and it’ll change the way you enjoy and discover art forever. A myriad of technology and sensors concealed within the classy hardwood frame let you find works you love, upload your own, and control Meural with a

Black Like My Soul Travel Mug – “Rise and Grind” “Morning sunshine!” “Every day is an adventure!” Piss off! Cutesy bullshit like that is the last thing you need in the morning when you’re pre-caffeine, sardine’d into a packed commuter train and otherwise perpetually knackered.

Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur – Bad news first: the guys at the unicorn farm messed up and fed half of our majestic mares a diet of juicy fat raspberries. The good news? Turns out that it made their tears even more DELICIOUS.

Life’s A Drag Notebook Trio – Scathing reads? Ideas for your next lewk? Boring work notes? Jot them all down in these EXCLUSIVE RuPaul’s Drag Race inspired notebooks.

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- The Geek’s Cookbook
  
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- Period Panties (Staining Things L)
  
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- Bread Slippers (Brown Bread)
  
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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Oddsox – Sweep out the sewers of your sock drawer and prepare for some new residents: Teenage Mutant Ninja Footwear. Read More »
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  Face Wrap – Personalised Gift Wrap – Put an end to ‘Now, who’s this present for?’ with our fabulous Face Wrap. We’ll put any face you Read More »
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  David Attenborough Activity Book – David Attenborough. National treasure. Soothing. Smart. Brave. A friend to the animals. Defender of the environment. And, according to the recent Read More »
- Basic Beach Large Tote Bag
  
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  This sprinkling unicorn is of mythical proportions and, frankly, we wouldn’t want to go a summer without it. We’ve got one blown up in the office Read More »
- Storm Cloud Weather Predictor
  
  Storm Cloud Weather Predictor – This storm cloud was what Admiral Fitzroy used on his epic voyage with Charles Darwin aboard the HMS Beagle. In 1831. Read More »
- Crying Unicorn Candle
  
  Crying Unicorn Candle – Just light the tip of its spiralled horn and the Crying Unicorn Candle bursts into tears, weeping a waxy rainbow of colours. Read More »

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