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Cynical Stationery (Inspirational shit I’ll ignore)

Cynical Stationery – Everyone wants a place to jot down their ideas, plans, to-do lists etc. It’s nice to at least feel like you’re being smart and organised – even if you’re just sort-of writing stuff down and never looking at it again. Sound like you? Our Cynical Stationery note pads are available in three colourful varieties to suit your own personal imperfections and general negative outlook on life.

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