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Magical Mermaid Socks
Magical Mermaid Socks – Everyone secretly wishes they were born a Mermaid, but not everyone wants to lug a massive slimy tail around with them – Read More » -
Slanguage (Japanese)
Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty. Read More » -
Abusive Confetti Balloons
Abusive Confetti Balloons – We’ve taken our bestselling Abusive ‘HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER’ Balloons and packed them full of glittery gold confetti that moves around like a Read More » -
Period Panties (Staining Things M)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the Read More » -
Grow A Dick
Grow A Dick – This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on Read More » -
Spreadable Gin Gift Set
Spreadable Gin Gift Set – Our Spreadables made a fantastic gift in the first place, but what if you’d like to give the gin lover in Read More » -
Magical Unicorn Energy Drink
Magical Unicorn Energy Drink – Juicy wild berries bring the sweetness while caffeine, guarana, and unicorn magic pack a punch of energy rivalling that of Red Read More » -
Turkey Mug
Turkey Mug – This iconic mug is sure to become a firm favourite in your kitchen, with its detachable fez and not-detachable sunglasses to keep your Read More » -
Unicorn Poop Marshmallows
Unicorn Poop Marshmallows – After months of careful dietary monitoring, our free-range organic unicorns have laid a treat for you: a fat stack of rainbow-coloured vanilla-flavoured Read More » -
Make Your Own Halloumi Kit
Make Your Own Halloumi Kit – Just take a moment to envisage a sizzling slab of freshly-grilled, homemade halloumi – salty, squeaky and f*cking delicious. Our Read More » -
Blobfish Slippers
Blobfish Slippers – With a luxuriously soft, plush feel – these Blobfish Slippers are going to keep your tootsies unfathomably cosy. Warm your toes in this Read More » -
Trump Action Figure
Trump Action Figure – Featuring some insane detailing on the face, this diddy Donald has been expertly crafted and modelled on the man himself for maximum Read More » -
Swear Socks For Men (Take No Sh*t)
Swear Socks for Men help you avoid the scathing judgement of your expletive-sensitive peers as you discreetly volley a barrage of abusive directly from your ludicrously Read More » -
Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Figures (Threesome)
Brick Yourself – Personalised Mini Lego Figures Brick Yourself, go on. The most unique personalised gift one could give this Xmas. Deep down you’ve always known Read More » -
Cat Selfie
Cat Selfie – Clip this bit of genius onto the front of your phone and the mesmerising bell will draw your cat’s attention, allowing you to Read More »
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