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Cat Face Towels (Brown & White)
Cat Face Towels – Cleanse your mucky paws with the softest of face towels, thoughtfully crafted to resemble a rather large cat’s face. Our preferred method Read More » -
Abusive Confetti Balloons
Abusive Confetti Balloons – We’ve taken our bestselling Abusive ‘HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER’ Balloons and packed them full of glittery gold confetti that moves around like a Read More » -
Enamel Pins (Black Like My Soul)
Enamel Pins – These pins are EXCLUSIVE to Firebox and we’re dead proud of them. So much care and love and thought went into them, from Read More » -
My Neighbour Planter
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Never Mind The Detox Chocolate Trio
Never Mind The Detox Chocolate Trio – Say hello to the ultimate way to say ‘f*** the detox’: this delightful trio of luxury milk chocolate. Each Read More » -
Giant STDs (Herpes)
All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will Read More » -
I F*cking Love You Mug
Why is it so hard to tell people how you really feel? You’re close to exploding but the words just won’t come out; as though your Read More » -
Eggplant Squish Ball
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Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur
Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur – This magical gin liqueur is bursting with juicy blackberries, plump spicy juniper berries, fat bouquets of verdant coriander and glistening Read More » -
Uni The Unicorn Night Light (Purple)
Uni The Unicorn Night Light – Here’s a magical unicorn-shaped ambient light that’ll illuminate your mystical night time adventures. Namely toilet visits and trips to everyone’s Read More » -
Voo You – Personalised Voodoo Doll
Voo You Doll – Regardless of how obsessive your love, you can now turn ANYONE you want into an adorable stuffed version of themselves – a Read More » -
Grow Your Own Palm Tree
Grow Your Own Palm Tree – Tired of staring out your window at the same boring vegetation? Hold the fern. It’s time to take matters into Read More » -
Sphynx 3-in-1 Portable Razor (Pink)
Sphynx Portable Razor – Never be stuck with a random, undeserved patch of fuzz again. From a few stray ankle or knee hairs to your entire Read More » -
Personalised Hot Heads
Hot Heads – Turn your face into a heatable holdable. Personalise your Hot Head with any face you want. The Perfect personalised huggable heatable product. Read More » -
How To Be Successful Without Hurting Men’s Feelings
How To Be Successful Without Hurting Men’s Feelings – Packed with tips on how to act to maximise your non-threateningness, this is the ultimate guide to Read More »
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