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Llama Mug
Llamas are distantly related to camels. The main biological difference between them? A camel can store gallons upon gallons of water in it’s hump, whereas this Read More » -
A Practical Guide To Racism
This is not simply a guide to being a racist, that would be crazy. Rather it’s a book that highlights the ludicrous absurdity which is present Read More » -
Egglings (Pepper)
How d’ya like your eggs in the morning? I like mine with fresh herbs sprouting out of them. Read More » -
Batteries (4x AA)
To make sure you’re able to play with your Firebox purchases straight out of the box we’re now selling batteries in all the major sizes required. Read More » -
Pop Chumps – Drag Edition (Version 1)
Pop Chumps – Drag Edition – Take your fellow queens down and earn the crown you rightfully deserve, all while basking in the glory of a Read More » -
Swear Socks For Men (F*ck This Sh*t)
Swear Socks for Men help you avoid the scathing judgement of your expletive-sensitive peers as you discreetly volley a barrage of abusive directly from your ludicrously Read More » -
Period Panties (Staining Things L)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the Read More » -
Rheoscopic Fluid Planets (Moon)
This sprinkling unicorn is of mythical proportions and, frankly, we wouldn’t want to go a summer without it. We’ve got one blown up in the office Read More » -
Chubby Light-Up Unicorn
Someone’s eaten a few too many rainbow bagels… Read More » -
Mermaid Blanket (Blue)
Mermaid Blanket – Cover up those boring human legs of yours and embrace the sultry scaled contours of a mermaid’s tail. Available in pink and blue Read More » -
Giant STDs (Syphilis)
All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will Read More » -
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Oddsox (Splinter & Shredder)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Oddsox – Sweep out the sewers of your sock drawer and prepare for some new residents: Teenage Mutant Ninja Footwear. Read More » -
Make your own Bacon
This one is sure to bring a little joy to all you bacon extremists out there. Seeing as Firebox is something of a bacon luminary (the Read More » -
I F*cking Love You Mug
Why is it so hard to tell people how you really feel? You’re close to exploding but the words just won’t come out; as though your Read More » -
Period Panties (Mudblood S)
Period Panties – Once upon a time there lived a woman, who grew weary of rejecting her awesome boyfriend’s charming sexual-advances during her time of the Read More »
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