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Batteries (4x AAA)
To make sure you’re able to play with your Firebox purchases straight out of the box we’re now selling batteries in all the major sizes required. Read More » -
Narwhal Mug
Narwhal Mug – Most whales make their homes in freezing cold oceans, but this ‘narly fella prefers his water hot, hot, hot. Boiling hot, with some Read More » -
Heated Huggable Unicorn
Hot water bottles are not exactly magical. The one lying around the house is usually over ten years old; stuffed in a tatty fur cover stinking Read More » -
Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More » -
100 Gins Scratch Poster
100 Gins Scratch Poster – Sip, slurp, and quaff your way through 100 exciting new gins, with a little help from this fantastic A3 poster. Not Read More » -
Slush Puppie Machine (Blue Raspberry Syrup)
Slush Puppie Machine – The brightly coloured tongues, the powerful brain freeze, the intoxicating sugar high. Slush Puppies were the sh*t, and now you can make Read More » -
F*cking Strong Coffee
F*cking Strong Coffee – Product packaging doesn’t get much more honest than this. F*cking Strong Coffee is exactly as it sounds. So stop poisoning your body Read More » -
Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss (Pink)
Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss has been extracted (in the least gross way possible) from the nostrils of a mythical beast to bring a sweet, glossy fantasy Read More » -
Not Terry’s Chocolate Orange Gin Liqueur
Not Terry’s Chocolate Orange Gin Liqueur – A chocolate orange that won’t melt in your hands, is low in sugar and gets you drunk? Oh Willy Read More » -
Cat Face Towels (Brown & White)
Cat Face Towels – Cleanse your mucky paws with the softest of face towels, thoughtfully crafted to resemble a rather large cat’s face. Our preferred method Read More » -
How To Be Successful Without Hurting Men’s Feelings
How To Be Successful Without Hurting Men’s Feelings – Packed with tips on how to act to maximise your non-threateningness, this is the ultimate guide to Read More » -
Triceratops Dinosaur Lamp
Triceratops Dinosaur Lamp – We know that most dinosaur species lived in herds because of the number of fossil remains found in the same location. Not Read More » -
Elodie the Unicorn Light Up Umbrella
Elodie the Unicorn Light Up Umbrella – It’s a big fat cliche but we Brits are no strangers to rain, so you can rest assured we Read More » -
Dick Match
Dick Match – This phallic version of snap turns the timeless fun of playing with dicks into a classic memory matching game. With 24 pairs of Read More » -
Slanguage (German)
Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty. Read More »
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