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Pierre The Penis Pillow

Pierre The Penis Pillow – Snuggle up with Pierre and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft – or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection – because you’re girth it.

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