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Sassy Desk Plates (Excuse My Resting Bitch Face)

Sassy Desk Plates – Coco Chanel once said “A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.” And sassy. She said that one too, but her quote-writing guy didn’t hear it. He was fired soon after, the poor fool.

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