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Slanguage (Chinese)

Thanks to Slanguage long gone are your days of looking like an uncultured numpty.

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- Brew Candles (Hard Cider)
  
  Brew Candles – These fabulous candles have some very unique artisan scents – namely Kentucky Bourbon, Vintage Merlot, and Breakfast Stout. Each one is a ticket Read More »
- Rheoscopic Fluid Planets (Saturn)
  
  This sprinkling unicorn is of mythical proportions and, frankly, we wouldn’t want to go a summer without it. We’ve got one blown up in the office Read More »
- I Draw Manga
  
  I Draw Manga – The ultimate tool for aspiring Manga artists and Anime devotees. Read More »
- Mickey Mouse 90th Anniversary Egg Cup Set
  
  Mickey Egg Cup 90th Anniversary – Pop your egg in his trousers and slip the ears on the top, you’ve got some serious celebrating to do. Read More »
- Battleshits
  
  Battleshits – This is a seriously shitty game. And what we mean by that is that this game completely revolves around shite. No, no, it’s a Read More »
- Harry Potter Foundmi Trackers (Harry Potter)
  
  Harry Potter Foundmi 2.0 – Slap your foundmi on something (or use the included keyring attachment) and next time you lose it, you can just go Read More »
- Grip Strip (Black (Firebox Edition))
  
  Grip Strip – Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single Read More »
- Sleepy Animal Key Hooks (Panda)
  
  Sleepy Animal Key Hooks – It’s 7:30 in the morning, you’re extremely sleep-deprived and you can’t. Find. Your. Damned. Keys. Again. Just hang up your janglies Read More »
- Where’s the Dude?
  
  Where’s the Dude – The Dude has gone missing and it’s up to YOU to locate his shaggy, laid-back, burned out ass. Well, not his literal Read More »
- Calm The F*ck Down Tea Set
  
  Looming deadlines, claustrophobic commutes, scarily inept world leaders – life is stressful and sometimes you just need a little help to calm down. This tea was Read More »
- Peropon Drinking Animal Planter (Dog)
  
  Peropon Drinking Animal Planter – Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow your own miniature plants, comes in four Read More »
- Gradient Puzzles (Red/Yellow)
  
  Gradient Puzzles – 500 piece jigsaw puzzle Read More »
- Sassy Desk Plates (Excuse My Resting Bitch Face)
  
  Sassy Desk Plates – Coco Chanel once said “A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.” And sassy. She said that one too, but her Read More »
- How To Live With A Huge Penis
  
  A quick Google search and you’ll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely Read More »
- Unicorn Neon Lights (Large)
  
  Light up your home with a mythical cocktail bar ambience Powered by USB or batteries (as opposed to pixie dust) Two fabulous sizes to choose from. Read More »

POPULAR PRODUCTS
- Don’t F*ck It Up Mug
  
  A very fitting tribute to one of the best hours of entertainment on television, the ‘Don’t F*ck it Up Mug’ embodies marvellously the fierceness of planet Read More »
- Batteries (4x AAA)
  
  To make sure you’re able to play with your Firebox purchases straight out of the box we’re now selling batteries in all the major sizes required. Read More »
- Brick Yourself Keyring
  
  Personalised Brick Yourself Keyring – All you have to do is upload a photo, let us know a few descriptive details and we’ll do the rest Read More »
- Harry Potter Mini Bell Jar Lights (Dumbledore)
  
  Harry Potter Mini Bell Jar Lights – These 5 inch jars emit a downright magical glow when you turn them on, casting the perfect light for Read More »
- Game Boy Alarm Clock
  
  Game Boy Alarm Clock – The cold, shrill tone of your smartphone alarm is no way to start the day. Swap the obnoxious morning screeching for Read More »

OUR FAVOURITES
- Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
  
  Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur – This shimmery gin liqueur is made from real Unicorn tears. Created in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd Read More »
- Mushions (Threesome)
  
  Mushion – Personalised cushion. These aptly named ‘Mushions’ are wondrously weird. If there’s as effective a conversation starter in the whole entire world than having your Read More »
- Black Like My Soul Travel Mug
  
  Black Like My Soul Travel Mug – “Rise and Grind” “Morning sunshine!” “Every day is an adventure!” Piss off! Cutesy bullshit like that is the last Read More »
- Bulletproof Whisky Glass
  
  Bulletproof Whisky Glass – this sexy piece of glassware actually saved someone’s life… is what you’ll tell the masses as you sip casually from this beautiful Read More »
- Playstation Controller Mug
  
  Playstation Controller Mug – Fill ‘er up with your hot drink of choice, put those feet up, and get ready for a retro button-mashing extravaganza. You Read More »

OUTSTANDING VALUE
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Blue Raspberry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Blue Raspberry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Cherry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »