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Slanguage (Chinese)

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- Enamel Pins (Unicorn Tears Gin)
  
  Enamel Pins – These pins are EXCLUSIVE to Firebox and we’re dead proud of them. So much care and love and thought went into them, from Read More »
- The Essential Scratch and Sniff Guide to Becoming a Wine Expert
  
  Let’s kick off with a wow factor: Richard Betts is one of fewer than two hundred master sommeliers in the world. Yes, you heard right. What’s Read More »
- Dinosaur Planters (Plantosaurus)
  
  If you’re on this page it’s for one of four reasons – you love dinosaurs, you love indoor plants, you love dinosaurs and indoor plants, you Read More »
- Edible Fragrance (Watermelon & Citrus)
  
  Edible Fragrance – Accidentally wafting some of your perfume into your mouth is no longer a bad experience, thanks to these stupidly delicious Lick Your Scent Read More »
- Blobfish Slippers
  
  Blobfish Slippers – With a luxuriously soft, plush feel – these Blobfish Slippers are going to keep your tootsies unfathomably cosy. Warm your toes in this Read More »
- Harry Potter Mini Bell Jar Lights (Harry Potter)
  
  Harry Potter Mini Bell Jar Lights – These 5 inch jars emit a downright magical glow when you turn them on, casting the perfect light for Read More »
- Elodie the Unicorn Humidifier
  
  Elodie the Unicorn Humidifier – There’s magic in the air. Elodie the Unicorn Diffuser puffs out a cooling water vapour to humidify your surroundings for up Read More »
- Ice Cream Socks (Mint Choc Chip)
  
  Someone mashed up a sewing machine with a Mr Whippy pump to create these Ice Cream Socks. Once unravelled, these soft scoop parcels open up to Read More »
- Rainbow Heat Pack
  
  Rainbow Heat Pack – This gorgeous little heat pack is the solution to all of your winter problems. Cold at home? Heat pack. Cold at the Read More »
- Black Like My Soul Coffee
  
  Black Like My Soul Coffee – Ah, coffee. Like many things in life, it’s best when black and strong. And you’ll be hard (French-)pressed to find Read More »
- Rude Hand Gestures Of The World
  
  Rude Hand Gestures Of The World – There’s no denying it, flipping the bird has to be one of our favourite pastimes. But why end it Read More »
- Mystery Boxes (Foodie)
  
  Mystery Boxes – Tear up the wishlists. Treat yourself. Treat someone else. Just treat them to a bit of mystery. Put your fate in our hands. Read More »
- David Attenborough Activity Book
  
  David Attenborough Activity Book – David Attenborough. National treasure. Soothing. Smart. Brave. A friend to the animals. Defender of the environment. And, according to the recent Read More »
- Egglings (Cactus)
  
  How d’ya like your eggs in the morning? I like mine with fresh herbs sprouting out of them. Read More »
- Jizz The Game
  
  The game of taking a fat load of spunk to the face. Basically jizz roulette. Pump away to see if you’ll be the unfortunate cum collector. Read More »

POPULAR PRODUCTS
- Espresso & Latte Mug
  
  Espresso & Latte Mug – There’s nothing more unsatisfying than knocking back your espresso from the bottom of a normal-sized mug (except maybe trying to fit Read More »
- Enchanted Light-Up Unicorn Slippers
  
  Enchanted Light-Up Unicorn Slippers – Everyone knows that Unicorns can be delicate and sensitive creatures. Well this pair are motion sensitive, and their chubby cheeks blush Read More »
- Space Food (Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich)
  
  If you’re a budding astronaut (course they’re into Firebox) you’ll need to start eating space food. Developed for the Apollo missions, these deliciously healthy treats have Read More »
- Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat
  
  Spiritual as Fuck Yoga Mat – Roll out this slick typographic yoga mat and prepare to be the envy of your local ashram. It’s at least Read More »
- You Make Me Horny Gift Wrap
  
  You Make Me Horny Gift Wrap – Telling someone you fancy the pants off them in person is always a little awkward. Just let this gift Read More »

OUR FAVOURITES
- Dino Night Lights (Trolley Triceratops)
  
  Dinosaur Night Lights – Fill your home with the ambient glow of these tiny chubby little dinosaurs. Adorable versions of your favourite jurassic creatures, these little Read More »
- Adventure Journal
  
  Your bucket list starts here. The Adventure Journal is your one stop source of travel inspiration and excitement. Containing over 300 unusual bucket list ideas for Read More »
- Cable Bites (Turtle)
  
  Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for Read More »
- I Miss Drugs Socks
  
  Weren’t drugs great? Tug on a pair of I Miss Drugs Socks in the morning and start your day by remembering the good times. Made from Read More »
- Tie Fighter Desk Lamp
  
  Tie Fighter Desk Lamp – Blast all your pressing tasks into oblivion as though they were mere pesky X Wings with our sleek TIE fighter desk Read More »

OUTSTANDING VALUE
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Blue Raspberry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Blue Raspberry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Cherry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »