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Slanguage (Japanese)

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BEST SELLERS
- Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur
  
  Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin Liqueur – Bad news first: the guys at the unicorn farm messed up and fed half of our majestic mares a diet Read More »
- How to Swear
  
  How to Swear – You’re probably thinking – “I don’t need to be taught how to f*cking swear”. We thought we were experts on the subject Read More »
- Giant STDs (Herpes)
  
  All the cool kids have them. So give and receive these cute and cuddy venereal critters – they’re a million times their actual size and will Read More »
- Crying Unicorn Candle (2 Spare Rainbow Candles)
  
  Crying Unicorn Candle – Just light the tip of its spiralled horn and the Crying Unicorn Candle bursts into tears, weeping a waxy rainbow of colours. Read More »
- Animated Animal Hats (Corgi)
  
  Animated Animal Hats – A gentle squeeze of their dangling paws and their ears playfully twitch, in keeping with their delightfully expressive little faces. Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Pink Bubblegum)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Dino Mugs (Triceratops (Grey))
  
  Feel like the laziest archaeologist ever… just casually sipping your tea while dinosaurs slowly reveal themselves. Read More »
- Friends Monopoly
  
  Friends Monopoly – So many memorable locations and funny moments to discover on your way around the board. Passing go is now Central Perk, going to Read More »
- Egglings (Pepper)
  
  How d’ya like your eggs in the morning? I like mine with fresh herbs sprouting out of them. Read More »
- What Do You Meme (Fresh Memes Expansion Pack)
  
  What Do You Meme – What Do You Meme is the game of pairing up reaction images with relatable yet obscure captions. Seriously, this isn’t a Read More »
- Smartphone Projector 2.0 (Copper)
  
  With the Smartphone Projector 2.0 at your disposal; everyday videos of Cassetteboy mashups and cats getting brain-freeze are now majestically transformed into glorious cinematic events, for Read More »
- Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
  
  Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs – Just plop a few of these fizzing floaters in your tub and they’ll sizzle and roam around the water, leaving a Read More »
- Cable Bites (Dog)
  
  Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for Read More »
- F**K The Game
  
  “Yellow. Orange. P*ssy. Purple. Sh*t. Green…no wait…F**K!!” That’s a short excerpt from a typical round of F**K The Game – the party card game that combines Read More »
- Golden Snitch Light
  
  Golden Snitch Light – We enlisted our best seekers to catch as many snitches as we could to make you these mesmerising snitch lights. Read More »

POPULAR PRODUCTS
- Abusive Balloons
  
  Abusive Balloons – Balloons. What’s the f*cking point? On the one hand they’re synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around the dance floor, flanking Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Orange)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- 100 Cheeses Scratch Poster
  
  100 Cheeses Scratch Poster – Treat the queso-addict in your life to the quest of a lifetime, through cheesemongers far and wide and miles out of Read More »
- Fridgeezoo Fridge Pets (Polar Bear)
  
  There probably are more surreal experiences in this world than opening the fridge and being admonished in Japanese by a milk carton-shaped animal. But right now Read More »
- Cable Bites (Chameleon)
  
  Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for Read More »

OUR FAVOURITES
- Calm the F*ck Down Tea
  
  Calm the Fuck Down Tea – A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and Read More »
- Stranger Things Monopoly
  
  Stranger Things Monopoly – Rediscover the fun of greedily buying every property you can get your filthy capitalist hands on, with a spooky ‘80s twist: The Read More »
- Mrs Potts Tea Infuser
  
  Mrs Potts Tea Infuser – Feel like a beast before your morning cuppa? Pop some of your favourite loose leaf blend in this adorably plump Mrs Read More »
- Cat Face Towels (Ginger)
  
  Cat Face Towels – Cleanse your mucky paws with the softest of face towels, thoughtfully crafted to resemble a rather large cat’s face. Our preferred method Read More »
- Grip Strip (Blue)
  
  Grip Strip – Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single Read More »

OUTSTANDING VALUE
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Sour Apple)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cola/Cherry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Worm (Cherry/Blue Raspberry)
  
  Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Blue Raspberry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »
- Giant Gummi Bear (Cherry)
  
  Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Read More »