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Ring Keeperz (Bulldog)
Ring Keeperz – Simply take off your new animal companion’s head (bit brutal, we know), slide your ring onto its neck like a bougie little collar, Read More » -
Scorpion Vodka (70ml bottle)
Scorpion Vodka – Ice and tonic? Pah! This smooth vodka doesn’t need accessorising as it contains a specially bred Chinese scorpion. Completely edible, the pickled critter Read More » -
The Halloumi Cookbook
The Halloumi Cookbook – This book is better than that joke by a long, long way. Love halloumi but never quite sure what to do with Read More » -
Abusive Balloons
Abusive Balloons – Balloons. What’s the f*cking point? On the one hand they’re synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around the dance floor, flanking Read More » -
Jimini’s Edible Grasshoppers (Fruity Curry)
There was once a time when the likes of caviar, oysters and quinoa were sneered at by high society and left for the peasants to consume. Read More » -
DIY Synth Kit
You can make your own electronic music by building your very own synthesiser. Read More » -
Hair Lights
Hair Lights – Forget getting an expensive blow-dry, just clip these bad boys in for instant belle of the ball realness. 18 heatless LED lights that Read More » -
Hidden Jewellery Bath Bomb (Ocean Waves)
Hidden Jewellery Bath Bombs are possibly the ultimate Valentine’s Day gift. Read More » -
Dog Face Towels (Pug)
Dog Face Towels – Stop wiping your freshly washed face on your actual dog and swap that poor pooch for one of these delightful dog flannels! Read More » -
Enamel Pins (Black Like My Soul)
Enamel Pins – These pins are EXCLUSIVE to Firebox and we’re dead proud of them. So much care and love and thought went into them, from Read More » -
Pierre The Penis Pillow
Pierre The Penis Pillow – Snuggle up with Pierre and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft – or keep him on your desk to Read More » -
Butta Toast Night Light
Butta Toast Night Light – In knead of a warm glow? Of course you are! What better shape for a night light than the ultimate comfort Read More » -
Batteries (4x AA)
To make sure you’re able to play with your Firebox purchases straight out of the box we’re now selling batteries in all the major sizes required. Read More » -
Beauty and the Beast Chip Mug
Beauty and the Beast Chip Mug – Whether you’re a fan of hot drinks (most people) or a lover of Disney (everyone) – you need the Read More » -
Tie Fighter Desk Lamp
Tie Fighter Desk Lamp – Blast all your pressing tasks into oblivion as though they were mere pesky X Wings with our sleek TIE fighter desk Read More »
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