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Cable Bites (Emperor Penguin)

Cable Bites – It is a truth universally acknowledged that cables are ugly and annoying because they never stay put. Unplug your phone or laptop for one hot minute and that pesky cable has slithered down the back of your table faster than you can say ‘wow, that sure is pretty annoying’.

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