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How to Swear

How to Swear – You’re probably thinking – “I don’t need to be taught how to f*cking swear”. We thought we were experts on the subject too until we dipped our noses into How to Swear. This illustrated guide goes deep into the history of swearing; examining the true origins of words like ‘f*ck’, ‘p*ss’, ‘sh*t’, and ‘c*nt’, before revealing the most impactful way of using them.

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