Category Archives: Gifts

Weed All About It

Weed All About It – This book has all the info you need to break the law cultivate your own homegrown weed nursery, how best to inhale your dank produce, and even how to eat it, if you’€™re hardcore enough for that.

Pop Chumps – Drag Edition (Version 1)

Pop Chumps – Drag Edition – Take your fellow queens down and earn the crown you rightfully deserve, all while basking in the glory of a trip down memory lane with all of your favourite drag queens throughout the seasons.

Pop Chumps – Drag Edition (Version 2)

Pop Chumps – Drag Edition – Take your fellow queens down and earn the crown you rightfully deserve, all while basking in the glory of a trip down memory lane with all of your favourite drag queens throughout the seasons.

Abusive Confetti Balloons

Abusive Confetti Balloons – We’€™ve taken our bestselling Abusive ‘€œHAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER’€ Balloons and packed them full of glittery gold confetti that moves around like a sparkly blizzard in a giant snow globe.

Make Your Own Chilli Sauce

Fancy impressing the living frick out of your friends and self? Why not rustle up your own homemade chilli sauce. We’re rather joyful about introducing to you our Make Your Own Chilli Sauce Kit.

Sissy That Walk Doormat

Sissy That Walk Doormat – Are you the mother of a house of no shame? Duh. You need this doormat then, the entrance to your home is LACKING.

Marvel x Stance Socks (Captain America – Medium)

Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’€™ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether you’€™re a Wakandan warrior, an all-American supersoldier, a billionaire industrialist or, er, a lonely orphaned high schooler, we’€™ve got a pair of socks to make you smile.

Marvel x Stance Socks (Captain America – Large)

Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’€™ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether you’€™re a Wakandan warrior, an all-American supersoldier, a billionaire industrialist or, er, a lonely orphaned high schooler, we’€™ve got a pair of socks to make you smile.

Marvel x Stance Socks (Invincible Iron Man – Medium)

Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’€™ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether you’€™re a Wakandan warrior, an all-American supersoldier, a billionaire industrialist or, er, a lonely orphaned high schooler, we’€™ve got a pair of socks to make you smile.

Marvel x Stance Socks (Invincible Iron Man – Large)

Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’€™ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether you’€™re a Wakandan warrior, an all-American supersoldier, a billionaire industrialist or, er, a lonely orphaned high schooler, we’€™ve got a pair of socks to make you smile.

Marvel x Stance Socks (Black Panther – Medium)

Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’€™ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether you’€™re a Wakandan warrior, an all-American supersoldier, a billionaire industrialist or, er, a lonely orphaned high schooler, we’€™ve got a pair of socks to make you smile.

Marvel x Stance Socks (Black Panther – Large)

Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’€™ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether you’€™re a Wakandan warrior, an all-American supersoldier, a billionaire industrialist or, er, a lonely orphaned high schooler, we’€™ve got a pair of socks to make you smile.

Spreadable Pornstar Martini

Spreadable Pornstar – Pop the lid off and help yourself to a guilty fingerful of tropical decadence. Each sinful spoonful contains real ripe passion fruit puree, balanced out with juicy oranges and tart citrus, and straddled by a vicious twist of vodka.

Lick-a-Bubble Edible Bubbles

Lick-a-Bubble Edible Bubbles – A revolutionary new ingredient has just burst onto the mixology scene – Lick-a-Bubble Edible Bubbles. Conceived by two kids who innocently asked their Dad: “why can’t bubbles be lickable and made from any liquid?” Great gift for kids or people that love bubbles

Gindulgent – Gin Infusing Kit

Gindulgent – Gin Infusing Kit – With easy to follow instructions, this kit contains enough ingredients and equipment to make four 350ml batches of infused gin, each with a unique flavour profile. Are you more of a pink gin kinda guy, or a lady who loves liquorice? Don’€™t worry, you don’€™t have to choose –

Kama Sutra Scratch Poster

Kama Sutra Scratch Poster –

Trump Action Figure

Trump Action Figure – Featuring some insane detailing on the face, this diddy Donald has been expertly crafted and modelled on the man himself for maximum recognition – even down to the removable hair!

Talk Back Unicorn

Talk Back Unicorn – This cuddly fella parrots whatever you say back to you. Er, or should that be ‘€œunicorns’€ whatever you say back to you.

Mickey Mouse 90th Anniversary Heat Change Mug

Mickey Heat Change Mug 90th Anniversary – Pour in a hot drink of your choice (our’€™s is a tiny splash of milk, two sugars, thanks) and discover a vintage Mickey Mouse scene as it emerges before your very eyes.

Sega Smartphone Controller

Sega Saturn Smartphone Controller – This ergonomic, retro controller hooks up with your smartphone via Bluetooth so you can play all of your favourite classic games just like you used to. Either slot your phone into the universal smartphone holder or leave it detached, the choice is yours.