Category Archives: Gifts
Gindulgent – Gin Infusing Kit
Gindulgent – Gin Infusing Kit – With easy to follow instructions, this kit contains enough ingredients and equipment to make four 350ml batches of infused gin, each with a unique flavour profile. Are you more of a pink gin kinda guy, or a lady who loves liquorice? Don’t worry, you don’t have to choose –
Rainbow Heat Pack
Rainbow Heat Pack – This gorgeous little heat pack is the solution to all of your winter problems. Cold at home? Heat pack. Cold at the office? Heat pack. Cold at your friend’s house? Heat pack. Cold anywhere there’s a microwave? Heat pack. Cold without access to a microwave? You’re buggered, sorry mate. Enjoy hypothermia.
Weed All About It
Weed All About It – This book has all the info you need to break the law cultivate your own homegrown weed nursery, how best to inhale your dank produce, and even how to eat it, if you’re hardcore enough for that.
Pop Chumps – Drag Edition (Version 1)
Pop Chumps – Drag Edition – Take your fellow queens down and earn the crown you rightfully deserve, all while basking in the glory of a trip down memory lane with all of your favourite drag queens throughout the seasons.
Pop Chumps – Drag Edition (Version 2)
Pop Chumps – Drag Edition – Take your fellow queens down and earn the crown you rightfully deserve, all while basking in the glory of a trip down memory lane with all of your favourite drag queens throughout the seasons.
Abusive Confetti Balloons
Abusive Confetti Balloons – We’ve taken our bestselling Abusive ‘HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER’ Balloons and packed them full of glittery gold confetti that moves around like a sparkly blizzard in a giant snow globe.
Make Your Own Chilli Sauce
Fancy impressing the living frick out of your friends and self? Why not rustle up your own homemade chilli sauce. We’re rather joyful about introducing to you our Make Your Own Chilli Sauce Kit.
Sissy That Walk Doormat
Sissy That Walk Doormat – Are you the mother of a house of no shame? Duh. You need this doormat then, the entrance to your home is LACKING.
Marvel x Stance Socks (Captain America – Medium)
Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether you’re a Wakandan warrior, an all-American supersoldier, a billionaire industrialist or, er, a lonely orphaned high schooler, we’ve got a pair of socks to make you smile.
Marvel x Stance Socks (Captain America – Large)
Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether you’re a Wakandan warrior, an all-American supersoldier, a billionaire industrialist or, er, a lonely orphaned high schooler, we’ve got a pair of socks to make you smile.
Marvel x Stance Socks (Invincible Iron Man – Medium)
Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether you’re a Wakandan warrior, an all-American supersoldier, a billionaire industrialist or, er, a lonely orphaned high schooler, we’ve got a pair of socks to make you smile.
Marvel x Stance Socks (Invincible Iron Man – Large)
Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether you’re a Wakandan warrior, an all-American supersoldier, a billionaire industrialist or, er, a lonely orphaned high schooler, we’ve got a pair of socks to make you smile.
Marvel x Stance Socks (Black Panther – Medium)
Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether you’re a Wakandan warrior, an all-American supersoldier, a billionaire industrialist or, er, a lonely orphaned high schooler, we’ve got a pair of socks to make you smile.
Marvel x Stance Socks (Black Panther – Large)
Marvel X Stance Socks – Slip your feet into these awesome socks and you’ll be primed and ready for a day of crime-fighting cosy freshness. Whether you’re a Wakandan warrior, an all-American supersoldier, a billionaire industrialist or, er, a lonely orphaned high schooler, we’ve got a pair of socks to make you smile.
Spreadable Pornstar Martini
Spreadable Pornstar – Pop the lid off and help yourself to a guilty fingerful of tropical decadence. Each sinful spoonful contains real ripe passion fruit puree, balanced out with juicy oranges and tart citrus, and straddled by a vicious twist of vodka.
Chrome Lava Lamp
Chrome Lava Lamp – This chrome majesty is the adult’s lava lamp. Note the classy silver casing, black lava and golden glow. It’s modern, it’s minimalist, and it’s frankly bloody cool. Oh, and it’s mesmerising. Damn, should’ve said that first before the thing about it being cool, we ruined our streak of alliteration.
Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur
Unicorn Tears Blackberry Gin Liqueur – This magical gin liqueur is bursting with juicy blackberries, plump spicy juniper berries, fat bouquets of verdant coriander and glistening sticks of liquorice – not forgetting the sparkly fragments of the galaxy that crashed down to Earth to be ingested by these majestic beasts.
Trump Action Figure
Trump Action Figure – Featuring some insane detailing on the face, this diddy Donald has been expertly crafted and modelled on the man himself for maximum recognition – even down to the removable hair!
Talk Back Unicorn
Talk Back Unicorn – This cuddly fella parrots whatever you say back to you. Er, or should that be ‘unicorns’ whatever you say back to you.
