Category Archives: Gifts
Forktula
Forktula – We’ve all been there. A plate full of delicious sauce that nimbly evades your hopeful forking. What could be more frustrating? Other than having to deal with being told you ‘ruined’ dinner for having the audacity to lick the plate clean. Food wastage is actually a big problem, mum. How would the kids
Butta Toast Night Light
Butta Toast Night Light – In knead of a warm glow? Of course you are! What better shape for a night light than the ultimate comfort food.
Rubbish Bingo
Rubbish Bingo – It’s simple: share out the cards with friends and the race is on to see who can be the first to find (and bin!) the items of litter on the cards.
Make Your Own Prosecco Pops
Make Your Own Prosecco Pops – Impressing your friends on a posh picnic is as easy as buying this kit. Of course, you then have to make the pops, but a blind anteater could do that with his hands tied and it would still get over a million pins on Pinterest.
Coffee Paints
Coffee Paints – Coffee Paints are the latest marvellous creation to be hatched from laboratoire Firebox. This charming little box contains four different edible ‘paints’ to brighten and colour your java. Take your pick from Emerald, Ruby, Amethyst, and Sapphire – each one more vibrant than the last.
Fragranced As F*ck Candles (Juicy As F*ck)
Fragranced As F*ck Candles – Honey. Sweetie. Darling. We DID NOT come to play with these paraffin pretenders. These candles are aggressively luxe. The frosted, heavyweight jars. The days of burn time. The eco-friendly soy wax that won’t give your lungs any grief. The lead free wick so you’re not breathing in literal poison. We
Bucket of Doom – Toxic Edition
Bucket of Doom: Toxic Edition – Your favourite storytelling card game is back, with more dark humour than ever AND a toxic twist.
Beauty & the Beast Enchanted Rose Light
Beauty & the Beast Enchanted Rose Light – It’s not just a name, this rose light is truly enchanting. As detailed as the real thing, this exquisite rose has already lost a few of its precious petals, just like in the film.
Dino Egg Cups (Triceratops (White))
Dino Egg Cups – Regular egg cups aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. Eggscavate your breakfast from the boiling pot and stick it in these jurassic, fantastic dinosaur ones instead.
Dino Egg Cups (T-Rex (Orange))
Dino Egg Cups – Regular egg cups aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. Eggscavate your breakfast from the boiling pot and stick it in these jurassic, fantastic dinosaur ones instead.
Dino Egg Cups (Brachiosaurus (Turquoise))
Dino Egg Cups – Regular egg cups aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. Eggscavate your breakfast from the boiling pot and stick it in these jurassic, fantastic dinosaur ones instead.
Giant Unicorn Sprinkler
Giant Unicorn Sprinkler – 6 ft tall inflatable unicorn that sprays ‘magic’ water from its majestic horn. Everyone loves running through the cool mist of a sprinkler on a sweltering summer’s day. Easily connects to your garden hose, and inflates / deflates real quick thanks to the wide-mouth cap and fancy air valve.
Fucking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans
Fucking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans – A word of advice: don’t have one of these. Because you’ll want another. And another. And another, until you’ve finished the whole damn jar and now what are you going to give your uncle for his birthday, you greedy little piglet?
Twerk Pong
Twerk Pong – Shaking dat ass is fun but it could be better. Make like a tech start-up and gamify your favourite bum-themed dance with Twerk Pong, the game of vigorously gyrating balls out of your ass!
Virtual Pet
Virtual Pet – Remember the hours you spent painstakingly raising your Tamagotchi? Prepare your thumbs to do it all over again with Virtual Pet.
Spreadable Whisky
Spreadable Whisky – The surprisingly delicious way to sneak a rich dose of malty goodness onto your morning toast. Marvellously indulgent, this whisky spread is the perfect treat for when a morning tipple would be a step too far into alcoholism. A seductive hint of what smokey delight lies beyond sundown.
Trump Socks
Trump Socks – Sorry losers and haters, but these socks are some of the comfiest ‘ and you all know it! Please don’t feel stupid or insecure about your existing collection of mediocre footwear, it’s not your fault capitalism hadn’t gifted you with options like these Donald Trump socks yet.
Fake News Game
Fake News – Ready for Trump to drop even further down in your estimations? You may think that’s impossible but just wait till you get a load of these disgusting quotes of his.
Commodore 64 Mini
Your bestselling beige buddy is back in miniature form with some seriously slick upgrades. Gone are the days of bulky cartridges and bulbous fuzzy monitors, all of your favourite classic games are fully built in and have HD output at 720p so those familiar pixels are extra crisp and better than ever.
