Category Archives: Gifts
Jizz The Game
The game of taking a fat load of spunk to the face. Basically jizz roulette. Pump away to see if you’ll be the unfortunate cum collector. The ideal party game.
Sashay Away Doormat
Sashay Away Doormat – Don’t bother starting your engines, gentlemen. You’ll just have to shut them off again when you encounter the sassy majesty of our Sashay Away doormat.
Game Boy Alarm Clock
Game Boy Alarm Clock – The cold, shrill tone of your smartphone alarm is no way to start the day. Swap the obnoxious morning screeching for the gentle, 8-bit melodies of our officially licensed Nintendo Game Boy alarm clock.
Donkey Kong Barrel Mug
Donkey Kong Barrel Mug – Take a break from dodging those pesky barrels and put your feet up for a cuppa with our Donkey Kong barrel mug.
Heart Waffle Maker
It’s a fact: you can’t make waffles without a waffle maker. Well, you could try, but good luck replicating their unique grid pattern and maintaining a uniform shape.
Edible Anus
Edible Anus – Valentine’s Day is a particularly sensitive time of year; get them the wrong present and you may never live it down, but get it right and you could be hailed as a romantic hero for decades to come – this is where the Chocolate Edible Anus works its dark magic…The perfect alternative
Spreadable Gin
Spreadable Gin – We’d like to propose a toast, smothered with Spreadable Gin! No longer confined to a cut glass tumbler mixed up with tonic water; our booze-inspired preserve is one seriously versatile ingredient – spread it, drink it, bake with it, or gobble it straight out of the jar.
Elodie the Unicorn Star Mug
Elodie the Unicorn Star Mug – Make tea time magical with the Elodie star mug. Who is Elodie? She’s the unicorn hanging off the cup. Duh. And she’s very sweet, so we suggest you welcome her into your kitchen immediately to avoid making her cry.
Purritos (Mochi)
Purritos – The original burrito animal, cats belong in wraps and have snuggled inside them for millenia. If you go inside one of the great pyramids of Giza, you’ll see intricate wall paintings of various sacred pussies snuggled inside fluffy wraps with rice and beans. Go and see for yourself if you don’t believe us.
Purritos (Pork Bun)
Purritos – The original burrito animal, cats belong in wraps and have snuggled inside them for millenia. If you go inside one of the great pyramids of Giza, you’ll see intricate wall paintings of various sacred pussies snuggled inside fluffy wraps with rice and beans. Go and see for yourself if you don’t believe us.
Purritos (Tuna)
Purritos – The original burrito animal, cats belong in wraps and have snuggled inside them for millenia. If you go inside one of the great pyramids of Giza, you’ll see intricate wall paintings of various sacred pussies snuggled inside fluffy wraps with rice and beans. Go and see for yourself if you don’t believe us.
Chocolate Dinosaur Eggs
It’s long been speculated that the humble chicken is the closest living relative to the magnificent T-Rex – and we’ve just eggs-cavated some new and chocolately fossil evidence. These pink Chocolate Dinosaur Eggs are speckled with flecks of colourful jurassic guck and embedded with popping honeycomb chunks. Best of all, they’re solid chocolate all the
Salty AF Towel
Salty AF Towel – Make it clear that you’re the saltiest bitch on the beach with this majestic, MAHOOSIVE beach blanket!
Make Your Own Frose Pops
Make Your Own Frose Pops – You don’t need the tardis-like kitchen and steady, manicured hands of a Pinterest queen to make refreshing, Insta worthy summer treats – all you need is one of these kits!
The Iron Throne Egg Cup
Eggon Targaryen, Eggard Stark – good eggs and bad eggs have all sat upon the Iron Throne, but now it’s your turn to rule over the Seven Kingdoms of Breakfasteros.
Unicorn Poop Marshmallows
Unicorn Poop Marshmallows – After months of careful dietary monitoring, our free-range organic unicorns have laid a treat for you: a fat stack of rainbow-coloured vanilla-flavoured marshmallows, covered in a layer of shimmering sugar crystals.
Game Boy Watch
Game Boy Watch – We’ve shrunk down the original beefy grey handheld, given it all the time keeping features you could ask for and mounted it to a comfy, durable rubber strap.
Playstation Icons Light
Playstation Icons Light – Let’s face it, finding game themed home decor that doesn’t shout ‘GEEKY TEENAGE BOY’S BEDROOM’ is close to impossible. Sure, those Mario skirting board stickers you had when you were 12 are cute, but they don’t look quite so good in your loft apartment.
Mrs Potts Teapot
Mrs Potts Teapot – After decades of research, our fairytale scientists reached inside the world of Beauty and The Beast to realise Mrs Potts so you can enjoy a cup of tea like a true 18th century French princess.
Mrs Potts Tea Infuser
Mrs Potts Tea Infuser – Feel like a beast before your morning cuppa? Pop some of your favourite loose leaf blend in this adorably plump Mrs Potts tea strainer.
