Category Archives: Gifts

100 Gins Scratch Poster

100 Gins Scratch Poster – Sip, slurp, and quaff your way through 100 exciting new gins, with a little help from this fantastic A3 poster. Not that you needed an excuse, of course.

100 Whiskies Scratch Poster

100 Whiskies Scratch Poster – From Danish Isfjord to Australia’€™s Hellyers Road and, of course, plenty of Scottish offerings, this stunning A3 poster offers a perfect incentive to drink your way around the world. Once you’€™ve sampled a new brand, simply scratch the matching panel off and marvel at how cultured you are. Soon you’€™ll

Sweary Scratch Map

Spread The Love – Spreadable Pink Gin

Spread the Love – Give breakfast in bed a whole new meaning with this irresistible spreadable gin. This jar of wonder is the latest member of our lovely little Spreadable family, and it’€™s jam packed with naturally flavoured marmalade that tastes EXACTLY like pink gin. If not better.

Pierre The Penis Pillow

Pierre The Penis Pillow – Snuggle up with Pierre and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft – or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection – because you’€™re girth it.

Spreadable Gin Gift Set

Spreadable Gin Gift Set – Our Spreadables made a fantastic gift in the first place, but what if you’€™d like to give the gin lover in your life an even more adventurous treat? Don’€™t stifle their palate with just one delicious spread, give them three!

Unicorn Selfie Light

Unicorn Selfie Light – Say no to dodgy lighting ruining your precious memories and photo ops with this unicorn selfie light. It clips onto any phone to bathe you in a stunning ethereal glow, making every side your best side. Just turn it on and you’€™re on a one way trip to Slay-town, population: you.

Friends Monopoly

Friends Monopoly – So many memorable locations and funny moments to discover on your way around the board. Passing go is now Central Perk, going to jail is Ross and Rachel’€™s relationship jail. So much to explore.

Llama Slippers (UK Size 8-9)

Llama Slippers – You’€™ll be relieved and overjoyed to come home from the bitter cold and slip your weary, world-wandering feet into these perfect Peruvians. And by Peruvians, we mean llamas. There’€™s only so many ways to say llama without getting samey, give us a break.

Rick Sanchez 3D Mug

Rick Sanchez 3D Mug –

Face Wrap – Personalised Gift Wrap (1 Metre Roll)

Face Wrap – Personalised Gift Wrap – Put an end to ‘€˜Now, who’€™s this present for?’€™ with our fabulous Face Wrap. We’€™ll put any face you want on some wrapping paper and you can put your feet up knowing that you’€™ll be the centre of attention on Christmas Day. Sound like a deal?

Mr Meeseeks 3D Mug

Mr Meeseeks 3D Mug – Pay tribute to the cult classic Mr Meeseeks episode of Rick And Morty with this amazing mug. It’€™s 3D! As bulbous as the head of the real Mr Meeseeks, you can fit a whoooole load of liquid in this thing. Our recommendation is a hot drink, but there’€™s nothing stopping

Face Wrap – Personalised Gift Wrap (2 Metre Roll)

Face Wrap – Personalised Gift Wrap – Put an end to ‘€˜Now, who’€™s this present for?’€™ with our fabulous Face Wrap. We’€™ll put any face you want on some wrapping paper and you can put your feet up knowing that you’€™ll be the centre of attention on Christmas Day. Sound like a deal?

Face Wrap – Personalised Gift Wrap (3 Metre Roll)

Face Wrap – Personalised Gift Wrap – Put an end to ‘€˜Now, who’€™s this present for?’€™ with our fabulous Face Wrap. We’€™ll put any face you want on some wrapping paper and you can put your feet up knowing that you’€™ll be the centre of attention on Christmas Day. Sound like a deal?

Mermaid Blanket (Pink)

Mermaid Blanket – Cover up those boring human legs of yours and embrace the sultry scaled contours of a mermaid’s tail. Available in pink and blue and kitted from super soft polyester, the Mermaid Blanket is one seriously versatile garment – snuggle down into it on the sofa, hobble along to a fancy dress party,

Mermaid Blanket (Blue)

Mermaid Blanket – Cover up those boring human legs of yours and embrace the sultry scaled contours of a mermaid’s tail. Available in pink and blue and kitted from super soft polyester, the Mermaid Blanket is one seriously versatile garment – snuggle down into it on the sofa, hobble along to a fancy dress party,

Unicorn Egg Mould

Unicorn Egg Mould – Just lay the oven-safe silicone mould in the pan, pour your raw eggs into its perfectly spherical eye sockets, then let the Unicorn work its sweet magic (fluid dynamics, surface tension etc.).

Two Faced Mushions – Personalised Cushion

Two Faced Mushions – Personalised Cushion – Our bestselling Mushions are back – and this time they’€™re double sided! That’€™s right, you can now get a cushion of anyone’€™s face with a different image on each side, or even the same image, if you wanted.

Two Faced Monster Mushions – Personalised Cushion

Two Faced Monster Mushions – Personalised Cushion – It’€™s never been easier to get anybody’€™s face on a mega-sized cushion. Just upload your pictures and we’ll get them on a humongous, soft cushion and pop them in the post. Make sure the photos you upload are high quality (AKA not super blurry or pixelated) and

Spyro the Dragon Cable Guy

Spyro the Dragon Cable Guy – When you’€™ve had enough of gaming for one day, down tools and ensure your controllers are always neat and charged up with this officially licensed Spyro Cable Guy. This 8 inch figure will literally hold your controller and the discreet USB cable connects to your TV or computer to