Category Archives: Gifts
Marvel Meta Mugs (Spiderman)
Marvel Meta Mugs – Drink your hot bev of choice like a true hero with these official Marvel character mugs – or load it up with a cheeky shot or two, if you’re more of an Iron Man than a Captain America.
You Make Me Horny Gift Wrap
You Make Me Horny Gift Wrap – Telling someone you fancy the pants off them in person is always a little awkward. Just let this gift wrap set do the talking and you’ll be balls deep in no time. Or flaps deep. Is that even possible? Probably not.
Marvel Meta Mugs (The Hulk)
Marvel Meta Mugs – Drink your hot bev of choice like a true hero with these official Marvel character mugs – or load it up with a cheeky shot or two, if you’re more of an Iron Man than a Captain America.
Grow A Dick
Grow A Dick – This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on the stem, obvs. If you actually have one of those on your knob, please see a doctor, you may be at risk of being diagnosed as a plant.
Marvel Meta Mugs (Thor)
Marvel Meta Mugs – Drink your hot bev of choice like a true hero with these official Marvel character mugs – or load it up with a cheeky shot or two, if you’re more of an Iron Man than a Captain America.
Rick and Morty Icon Lights (Rick)
Rick and Morty Icon Lights – These Rick And Morty Icon Lights (from the good folks at Ants in My Eyes Johnson Electronics) are adorable, miniature, irl versions of your favourite uncle and nephew duo. And, yeah, they look a little bit gormless – so would you if you had a tiny lightbulb inside you.
Rick and Morty Icon Lights (Morty)
Rick and Morty Icon Lights – These Rick And Morty Icon Lights (from the good folks at Ants in My Eyes Johnson Electronics) are adorable, miniature, irl versions of your favourite uncle and nephew duo. And, yeah, they look a little bit gormless – so would you if you had a tiny lightbulb inside you.
Rick and Morty Icon Lights (Mr Meeseeks)
Rick and Morty Icon Lights – These Rick And Morty Icon Lights (from the good folks at Ants in My Eyes Johnson Electronics) are adorable, miniature, irl versions of your favourite uncle and nephew duo. And, yeah, they look a little bit gormless – so would you if you had a tiny lightbulb inside you.
Ring Keeperz (Bulldog)
Ring Keeperz – Simply take off your new animal companion’s head (bit brutal, we know), slide your ring onto its neck like a bougie little collar, then pop his head back on. Job done! Your ring is safe and secure, and you have an adorable bit of bedside table candy to boot.
Ring Keeperz (Penguin)
Ring Keeperz – Simply take off your new animal companion’s head (bit brutal, we know), slide your ring onto its neck like a bougie little collar, then pop his head back on. Job done! Your ring is safe and secure, and you have an adorable bit of bedside table candy to boot.
Ring Keeperz (Toucan)
Ring Keeperz – Simply take off your new animal companion’s head (bit brutal, we know), slide your ring onto its neck like a bougie little collar, then pop his head back on. Job done! Your ring is safe and secure, and you have an adorable bit of bedside table candy to boot.
Technicolour Dreamboat Mug
Technicolour Dreamboat Mug – This Morning, Dancing on Ice, The Cube, All Star Mr & Mrs’¦ these are all programmes. Think about who presents them, or who used to present them. Rhymes with Still-Up Schmoefield. Hmm’¦ Imagine that charismatic silver fox on a mug.
Okurrr Button
Okurrr Button – Yes, YOU can now hear the birdlike call of OKURRR whenever you want, the power is entirely within your hands. Or on your desk. We’re not going to tell you where to stick it, it comes in handy wherever. In the kitchen. In the bathroom. In the car. Your local funeral parlour.
Miss Vanjie Button
Miss Vanjie Button – IF you press this button, it plays the iconic ‘Miss Vaaaanjie’ sound clip from season 10 of Drag Race. So much fun to be had, so many opportunities to enrage your squirrel friends as you mash it at every opportunity.
David Attenborough Activity Book
David Attenborough Activity Book – David Attenborough. National treasure. Soothing. Smart. Brave. A friend to the animals. Defender of the environment. And, according to the recent poll, he’s even the most trustworthy person alive.
Strawberry Daiquiri Gummies
Strawberry Daiquiri Gummies – Each one is a perfect burst of strawberry daiquiri, from the punch of white rum down to the gentle whisper of lime – and, of course, the lip-smackingly tongue-tinglingly fantastic explosion of juicy strawberries.
Things They Don’t Teach You In School
Things They Don’t Teach You In School – Why doesn’t the Mona Lisa have eyebrows? In what year was shampoo invented? We honestly couldn’t tell you. You’ll have to play this game to find out!
Brew Candles (Vanilla Porter)
Brew Candles – These fabulous candles have some very unique artisan scents – namely Kentucky Bourbon, Vintage Merlot, and Breakfast Stout. Each one is a ticket to a multi-faceted nasal journey through your favourite craft tipple. And it’s a long journey too, with 40+ hours’ burn time in ever!
Duet Speakers
The Duet – We defy you to find a more attractive pair of portable speakers than The Duet. This pill-shaped powerhouse has all the usual mod cons – beefy 3W power output, lots of deep bass and soaring treble, Bluetooth and wired connectivity options, rechargeable battery. So what’s all the fuss about? …
