Category Archives: Gifts
I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap
Timid advances. Cryptic flirtations. Why can’t we just cut to the chase and tell people how we really feel? Our ‘I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap’ let’s your special someone know the full extent of your love before they’ve even opened their present.
Pooping Unicorn
Your suspicions were correct all along – Unicorns sh*t jelly beans. Just give its tail a gentle pump and this fine mythical steed will dispense an array of colourful magic beans from its shapely backside.
Calm The F*ck Down Tea Set
Looming deadlines, claustrophobic commutes, scarily inept world leaders – life is stressful and sometimes you just need a little help to calm down. This tea was specifically designed for such times. Presented in a classy gift box, the Calm The F*ck Down Tea Set includes a super cute 10g mini tin of loose leaf tea
Pickles and Ice Cream
Childbirth is a wondrous thing – but it sure gives pregnant women some pretty f*cked up food cravings. Cravings like Mashed Potato and Caramel Sauce, Toothpaste Oreos etc. Split into starters, mains and desserts – each of these gastronomic delights has been recreated, tasted and reviewed (so that you don’t have to).
Brick Yourself Keyring
Personalised Brick Yourself Keyring – All you have to do is upload a photo, let us know a few descriptive details and we’ll do the rest (trawl frantically through millions upon millions of tiny plastic pieces). A great gift for him.
Grow Your Own Marijuana
We’ve all thought about it, and now you can fulfil the dreams of your late-teens and Grow Your Own Marijuana. Okay so it’s not actually Marijuana, it’s Cleome – a copy-cat plant that looks and smells exactly the real thing. It certainly fooled us! We’ll never get that afternoon back.
Back To Realitea
Back To Realitea: Late night? Overindulged? Can’t deal? This uplifting and detoxifying blend will make everything better.
Panda Coin Bank
Panda Coin Bank – Simply place your coin in the bowl atop this innocuous box and watch as a money-grabbing panda peers out, snatches your shrapnel and gives a heartfelt ‘ni-hao!’ before disappearing back inside. Perfect gift for a woman that wants to save some cash
Rainbow Glitter Lava Lamp
Rainbow Glitter Lava Lamp – Retro 70s homewares are having a bit of a renaissance – which means Lava Lamps are officially back. Simply plug in the Rainbow Glitter Lava Lamp and bask in its mesmerising glow as it creates swirly, sparkling patterns on the wall. With it’s iridescent brushed metal base and cap, it’s
Kitty Coin Bank
Kitty Coin Bank – You entrusted your money to the banks, so why not entrust your shrapnel to this cute kitten in a box. Simply place a coin in his food bowl and the little kitty will snatch it before disappearing with a heartbreaking meow. Already big in Japan, this is the cat’s whiskers! It’s
Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh*t Chocolate
Believe it or not, people everywhere are putting up with your shit on a fairly regularly basis. People you love. It’s about time you gave them a little, sweary, chocolatey token of your appreciation. Gratitude with attitude. This is where the ‘Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit’ chocolate bar works its sweet magic.
D.I.Y Hanging Planter Kit
D.I.Y Hanging Planter Kit – Oooh what a feeling, when we’re planting on the ceiling. Take your home gardening game up a notch (physically and figuratively) with the D.I.Y Hanging Planter Kit.
I Miss Drugs Yoga Mat
I Miss Drugs Yoga Mat – Roll out these slick typographic yoga mats and prepare to be the envy of your local ashram. They’re at least 4392485% more Instagrammable than those boring Lululemon ones that cost more than a two bedroom flat in Chelsea.
Juice To Booze
Some bearded fella once turned water into wine. Pretty neat trick that. Our Juice To Booze kit lets you make like a modern day messiah and transform dreary old juice into potent alcoholic delights.
Black Like My Soul Marshmallows
Finally a foodstuff that matches your sense of humour and deviant thoughts.
Soup Socks (Carrot & Coriander)
Do away with the crusty roll and dip a toe into these Soup Socks instead. They’re fresh, finely-blended and super warm. Each stylish pair comes in its own matching tin packaging and there are three classic soupy flavours to choose from.
Soup Socks (Minestrone)
Do away with the crusty roll and dip a toe into these Soup Socks instead. They’re fresh, finely-blended and super warm. Each stylish pair comes in its own matching tin packaging and there are three classic soupy flavours to choose from.
Soup Socks (Spring Vegetable)
Do away with the crusty roll and dip a toe into these Soup Socks instead. They’re fresh, finely-blended and super warm. Each stylish pair comes in its own matching tin packaging and there are three classic soupy flavours to choose from.
Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle
Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle – After a series of harrowing experiments in a shady forest laboratory… we finally managed to make this ornament bleed from the nose. This Beautifully hefty ceramic candle holder bleeds from both nostrils as you melt down the candle. An unusual gift for Stranger Things fans.
