Category Archives: Gifts
I Miss Drugs Yoga Mat
I Miss Drugs Yoga Mat – Roll out these slick typographic yoga mats and prepare to be the envy of your local ashram. They’re at least 4392485% more Instagrammable than those boring Lululemon ones that cost more than a two bedroom flat in Chelsea.
Juice To Booze
Some bearded fella once turned water into wine. Pretty neat trick that. Our Juice To Booze kit lets you make like a modern day messiah and transform dreary old juice into potent alcoholic delights.
Magical Mermaid Socks
Magical Mermaid Socks – Everyone secretly wishes they were born a Mermaid, but not everyone wants to lug a massive slimy tail around with them – that’s where Magical Mermaid Socks come in. Dip a toe inside these shimmery socks and give your tedious human feet a mermaid makeover.
Cards Against Humanity
Cards Against Humanity – You’ve almost certainly played it, but now it’s time to own the game yourself, or pass this horrible gift on to someone else. It’s joyous, outrageous, and utterly cathartic – you didn’t say it – the cards did!
Cocktail Glitters
Meet your new and sparkly secret ingredient – Cocktail Glitters. In the same way that a mere drop of cocktail bitters can turn an average beverage into a gourmet delight; a light sprinkle of our Cocktail Glitters goes a very long way – transforming your boozy creations into shimmering, glistening masterpieces.
Animal Snout Cups (Pig)
Animal Snout Cups – Swap your mundane mug for a marvellous muzzle. These cute cups have a classy matte finish, but are glazed on the inside and round the rim for your drinking pleasure. Snout more to say than that.
Make Your Own Halloumi Kit
Make Your Own Halloumi Kit – Just take a moment to envisage a sizzling slab of freshly-grilled, homemade halloumi – salty, squeaky and f*cking delicious. Our kit contains enough equipment and ingredients to make eight (yes eight!) batches of mouth-watering halloumi – all you need to do is add your own milk!
Rainbow Bluetooth Speaker
Rainbow Bluetooth Speaker – Whether you’re after a tranquil glowing ambience for a quiet night in or a frenzied light show to liven up your house party – prepare to get touchy-feely with this little lamp to explore its various light modes. Simply swipe along the top to cycle through three different brightnesses and five
Mermaid Tea
Mermaid Tea – Ditch your usual mug because this is one hot beverage you’ll want to drink out of a glass. We’ve teamed up with super-talented illustrator Alicia Rhiko to bring you Mermaid Tea ‘ a colour-changing brew made from a dreamy blend of butterfly blue pea flowers and lemongrass. Fantastic alternative gift for tea
My Neighbour Slippers
My Neighbour Slippers – Stop traipsing around in bare feet gathering up soot creatures; slip your tired toes inside these soft My Neighbour Slippers. Not sporting Totoro’s usual toothy grin, this pair of fluffy forest creatures are fast asleep and their cosy bellies are just waiting to receive your dainty feet. It’s the perfect alternative
Kitchen Multi Tool
12-in-1 Kitchen Multi Tool – On first glance you’d be forgiven for thinking the Kitchen Multi Tool is a bit of a gimmick. But as soon as you start peeling out a few of the tools you quickly realise that this is a seriously useful and functional kitchen accessory.
Hatching Unicorn Candle
Hatching Unicorn Candle – “Uhh but unicorns don’t lay eggs.” Sure they do! Unicorns lay eggs, heal the sick, fart glitter – all sorts of good stuff. Just burn down the Hatching Unicorn Egg and a baby ceramic unicorn will slowly begin to emerge from a melting rainbow of wax. It’s the ultimate Unicorn gift
F*cking Strong Coffee Liqueur
Seasoned coffee drinkers and classy booze lovers rejoice – we’ve created Fucking Strong Coffee Liqueur.
Drag Queen Bingo
Drag Queen Bingo – If you’re yet to experience a night of Drag Queen Bingo, this is your chance to enjoy this sassy and competitive game in the (relative) comfort of your own home.
100 Movies Scratch Poster
100 Movies Scratch Poster – Stop staring mindlessly at Netflix documentaries and start working your way through the 100 Movies Scratch Poster. Scratch away the foil panels to show off the films you’ve already seen, then use the remainder as your very own cinematic bucket list. The perfect gift for movie buffs and a great
Take Better Selfies Lens Kit
Take Better Selfies Lens Kit – Unlock the full creative potential of your camera phone with this 5-in-1 lens kit. Includes fish-eye, wide angle, macro, telescopic and CPL lenses. Just clip ’em on and get experimenting. The perfect gift to up your selfie game.
Unicorn Chocolate
Unicorn Chocolate – This Unicorn-inspired delicacy is made from a marbled white chocolate, infused with a mouthwatering bubblegum flavour and laced with popping candy. To top it off we’ve liberally drizzled the bar with rainbow sprinkles and an edible pearlescent shimmer (a unicorn farts all over it).
Slush Puppie Machine (Cherry Syrup)
Slush Puppie Machine – The brightly coloured tongues, the powerful brain freeze, the intoxicating sugar high. Slush Puppies were the sh*t, and now you can make them in the comfort of your own home!
Slush Puppie Machine (Blue Raspberry Syrup)
Slush Puppie Machine – The brightly coloured tongues, the powerful brain freeze, the intoxicating sugar high. Slush Puppies were the sh*t, and now you can make them in the comfort of your own home!
Breakfast Buffet Chocolate Bar Set
Breakfast Buffet Chocolate Bar Set – remember, it’s better to eat three large chocolate bars than skip the most important meal of the day. Fact. So start your morning right, unwrap these decadent bars from their designer sleeves and tuck into the breakfast of champions.
