Category Archives: Gifts
Peropon Drinking Animal Planter (Frog)
Peropon Drinking Animal Planter – Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow your own miniature plants, comes in four thirsty animals and herbs to choose from. The perfect alternative homeware gift.
Never Have I Ever
Remember all those times you ate something out of the bin? Gave alcohol to a small child/pet? Cried out the wrong person’s name during intercourse? No you can wear these embarrassing incidents as badges of honour in ‘Never have I Ever’
The Essential Scratch and Sniff Guide to Becoming a Wine Expert
Let’s kick off with a wow factor: Richard Betts is one of fewer than two hundred master sommeliers in the world. Yes, you heard right. What’s more, he’s written a book called The Essential Scratch and Sniff Guide to Becoming a Wine Expert that’s going to fill you with a myriad of wine knowledge. Huzzah!
Diplodocus Dinosaur Lamp
Diplodocus Dinosaur Lamp – Bring a little jurassic ambience into your home with everyones’ favourite long-necked (and very extinct) herbivore. Looking coyly over its shoulder the Diplodocus Dinosaur Lamp emits a… Great home decor gift for people that like dinosaurs.
Peanut Butter and Jam Old Fashioned
Peanut Butter and Jam Old Fashioned – The peanut butter and jam (or “jelly”, sigh) sandwich is a legendary match made in heaven. Slosh some bourbon into the mix and you’re looking at a lousy lunch with some sopping wet bread, but sensibly combine all of these ingredients into a flavoursome boozy concoction and you’re
T-Rex Dinosaur Lamp
T-Rex Dinosaur Lamp – what the King of the Dinosaurs lacks in arm dexterity, it makes up for in style and energy-efficiency – sporting a chic, origami-inspired exterior and a bright LED bulb. A great gift for him.
Fresh Face (Set of 3 Bacon)
Fresh Face – Print your face (or someone else’s) on this nose tingling personalised car air-freshener. This air-freshening hero is the perfect personalised gift for people who have everything.
Fresh Face (Set of 3 Fresh Linen)
Fresh Face – Print your face (or someone else’s) on this nose tingling personalised car air-freshener. This air-freshening hero is the perfect personalised gift for people who have everything.
Fresh Face (Set of 3 New Car)
Fresh Face – Print your face (or someone else’s) on this nose tingling personalised car air-freshener. This air-freshening hero is the perfect personalised gift for people who have everything.
Enchanted Light-Up Unicorn Slippers
Enchanted Light-Up Unicorn Slippers – Everyone knows that Unicorns can be delicate and sensitive creatures. Well this pair are motion sensitive, and their chubby cheeks blush with a whole rainbow of colours as you trot around the house. Woozy 3am journeys to the loo have never felt (or looked) this magical. The great present for
Uni The Unicorn Night Light (Purple)
Uni The Unicorn Night Light – Here’s a magical unicorn-shaped ambient light that’ll illuminate your mystical night time adventures. Namely toilet visits and trips to everyone’s favourite haunt, Facebook. The perfect gift for unicorn fans.
Blobfish Slippers
Blobfish Slippers – With a luxuriously soft, plush feel – these Blobfish Slippers are going to keep your tootsies unfathomably cosy. Warm your toes in this cuddly minger. Celebrate the animal kingdom’s aesthetically challenged. Slime-less soft and luxurious plush feel.This dinky little chap just wants your love. Top gift for women that love ugly animals.
Calm the F*ck Down Tea
Calm the Fuck Down Tea – A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to calm you the fuck down, soothe your stress with this sumptuous, tranquil fusion of loose herbal tea. The perfect, quirky gift for her
Hatching Dinosaur Candle
Hatching Dinosaur Candle – As the wax egg melts away it slowly reveals the world’s favourite prehistoric carnivore – a darling baby velociraptor. Perfect gift for dinosaurs lovers and a great gift for him.
Bike Balls
Bike Balls – In a world filled with disgruntled drivers who hate sharing the road, you need some pretty serious balls to ride a bicycle these days. The morning commute is crying out for a little humour to diffuse the tension, and you as a cyclist need to be noticed! It’s in this spirit that
Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum
Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum – a decadent alcoholic manifestation of this ancient beast and all of its fabled powers. A fantastic gift for mythical booze lovers.
